I had just spent my first night at my new house in the Hollywood hills. The price tag was hefty, but the previous month I had signed a modeling contract with Versace which would keep my bank account loaded for years to come. While male modeling was not the career I had envisioned for myself as a child, when I grew up I was given a special gift in the form of...
Vinnie gave me a heads up with a phone call. "Freddie, guess who is here?" "I have no idea, Vinnie. Who?" "C'mon, guess." "Britney Spears?" "Nope." Now, you have to understand that Vinnie sounds exactly like John Travolta when he played Vinnie Barbarino, which is what we nicked named Vinnie after watching Welcome Back Kotter reruns when we were kids....
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL Another hot milf getting kinky story... I'm actually in this one...Enjoy *** I was driving Susan Sarandon back home after our nice dinner. This was our first date and it went really well...I'm hoping for it to continue...She was looking extra hot, showcasing those big ass titties. I tried not to stare and drive, but I cou...
Same time, same place, I found out later that the suite where I had sex with Cameron Diaz, Madonna, and Geena Davis was an apartment owned by a little conclave of cougar women. They called it their Den of Debauchery. I can't imagine celebrities having an extra 10 million to buy a penthouse apartment atop the Ritz Carlton to use anytime they happen to be in B...
"Where's your husband?" I expected her to say sleeping. I expected her to say, who knows and who cares. I expected her to say, don't worry about him. We have an open marriage. I expected her to say, he's gay and hasn't touched me in years. I never expected her to say what she said next. "He's in the doorway," she said holding my face between her legs. I p...
Note: Everyone in this story is over eighteen. ***** We fade in on Susan sitting on a couch, wearing a white button-up blouse, a black mini-skirt, and black stockings, with her legs crossed. "Well," a voice from off-screen says, "I'd like you all to meet my friend, Susan. Say hi, Susan." Susan waves. "Hey." "And can I just say, you are looking so fuckin...
Note: All of this is 100% a joke and only a joke. If you don't like jokes please turn back. Nothing serious is in this story. If you are easily offended then this is not the story for you. All characters are over the age of 73 1/2. Except for the ones who are just older than 18, which is all of them. ************* Weeeee! Weeeee! Weeee! I'm having so muc...
*Everyone is 18 or older. *** "Hey, cutie," I heard from behind. "Oh, 'ey, Susie. Back from yoga?" I already knew the answer before I asked, but it was always the easiest opportunity to catch a glimpse of a sweaty and worn out Susan after a lengthy session. With my sister babysitting Eva's kiddos, I get to come hang out and play video games. Best of all,...
Look at this, the ones from my story Beautiful Betty, who made the biggest stink about attending, are the first ones here. Do you believe it? "Hey, Betty, you look very beautiful, as always. Davis, thank you for coming, it's nice to see you." "Take your dirty paws off my woman, Freddie, or I'll deck you and stomp you to death, you hack!." "Listen here, Da...
Jamie Lee escorted Cher and I to her living room to the right of her reception hall. "Make yourselves comfortable," she said. "What can I get you to drink?" "After that wild ride," Cher said smiling over at me, "I would love a glass of white wine." "I kept it under a 100 after that first burst of speed," I said with a chuckle. "And what can I get you, F...