Are you ready for a party? Are you ready for some fun? Would you like to rub elbows with some hot women and men who have as much as a libido as you do? Well, sign up to attend the biggest bash of the year. I'm hoping to collect thousands of attendees to make this the biggest and best party of the sexes ever, bigger than the swingers' party they hold in Vegas...
While this isn't by any means a comprehensive list, here are some films that I've seen and a very brief idea of what they are about. One of the trends that I dislike is that often someone dies; usually the young man. I find this a odd commentary in that it seems that someone must be "punished" for falling in love with an unacceptable person. However, trends...
Quite unexpectedly, as I walked by the TV set one Sunday afternoon, I caught a glimpse of an extraordinarily sexy man being interviewed. "Oh, my," I murmured, like Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham except throatier with more evil intentions. My roommate noticed my frenzied exit to my bedroom. "Hey Beavis, she shouted, using the code name we had for each other wh...
With twenty thousand of dollars in my bank account from having sex with Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Geena Davis, and Susan Sarandon, a brand new Ferrari that Cher had bought me, and after doing Jamie Lee Curtis and Kelly Preston for free, I was thinking about retiring. I figured, at least, that I'd take a couple of weeks and drive down to Florida...
Remember that line Susan Sarandon says to Gina Davis in Thelma and Louise, when Gina is complaining about her husband? "You get what you settle for." Well, Lori Gottlieb made a case recently in The Atlantic in the same vein: women should settle for "Mr. Good Enough" before it's too late. Apparently, Ms. Gottlieb has grown tired of the single mother scene...
Jenny Devlin pulled up on to the drive of her detached cottage in which she now lived on her own due to a messy divorce 6 months previous. She loved the house she lived in, which was situated in a quaint village in Cheshire, England. She particularly loved her garden and had recently employed a young college boy Jake to help her with the upkeep of it. Jenny...
This celebrity story is all about my personal list of favorite male actors. I took a couple of screenwriting courses in college while earning my degree in English to know that screenwriting wasn't for me. I did like reading the book and watching the movie in class while comparing what the director did to bring the author's words to life. The only books that...
Karen is damaged goods but she is the love of my life. She owns a hundred baggy shirts and a couple dozen pairs of Levis. At 5'6" and 120 pounds she has a beautiful body toped off with brown hair and "girl next door" clean good looks. Her skin is her gift. She doesn't have a blemish anywhere and she keeps every spot shaved clean. Karen suffers from her memo...
Movies have made me the voyeur that I am and I am suing. I do not hide the fact that I am a voyeur, a voyeur who loves exhibitionist women. Oh, yeah, I love to watch, especially if you love to show. When I think about women wearing short skirts that shows their long, shapely, shaved legs and the triangular patch of white or pastel panty when they sit even...
After freshening my up and taking care of some business, I left the bathroom then headed straight for a makeshift bar set up in a large display room. I purchased a drink then strolled around again throughout the convention until the costume contest was to begin. The costume contest was hilarious and I wildly cheered on Jake and Sarah who unfortunately didn'...