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A Glass of Chablis Ch. 06

by Drmaxc on Mar 2, 2020
Erotic Couplings

George was back late. From seeing Doris he had gone on to make his rounds, seeing various friends, checking on them, sorting matters out. It was what he did. Something of an employment – unpaid of course, but he had his pension. Pensions indeed. It was not a problem. He was back quite late in the day. Ivy had been busy. The house had been cleaned, washing...

The California Trip Ch. 01

by Amy Part y Girl on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

I got back to my apartment on Thursday afternoon at about 4:30, after my weekly two-hour child psychology seminar. I kicked off my shoes, leafed through the mail, and saw the red message light on my answering machine blinking. Two messages. First message: "Hi Amy, it's Janie. Wondered if you might like to go out for a bite this evening, say around 6:30? Give...

The Ridge

by amyredek on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The plane, a twenty four year old, twin propellered Sentinel was two hours late in taking off from Tutuila International Airport, more affectionately known as Pago Pago Café, Samoa. It had been a radio fault that caused the delay and with the control tower's permission had begun to roll down the apron preparatory to lining up at the far end of the runway for...

Heaven & Earth

by martincain on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Greater New York Jinro could see cranes dancing in the imperial garden at Kyoto. Their antics, wings flapping, necks dipping and gyrating, were graceful, choreographed by evolution over thousands of years. The vision was faded like an old photo or distant memory. He'd left Japan with to live with his American father when he was 9, and filled his head with t...

It's What You Wanted, Isn't It?

by RonRyder on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

Chapter 1 Have you done much speed dating? It's dumb really. But at least you get to meet women who want to meet men. That's something isn't it? I presumed that at least some of them would want what I wanted, but this turned out a bit tricky. When Sheila left me, she said it was because 'All you want is sex!'. I ask you. What did she think a man wants fro...

Santa's Perverted Helper Ch. 02

by rutger5 on Dec 23, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Santa's Perverted Helper Acquires an Assistant By rutger5 (copyright 2012) The winter morning arrived clear and bright with just a hint of frost. To me it felt like paradise and not just because winter was in the air and I soon would be resuming my duties as one of Santa Claus' most trusted helpers. Today I would be having a reunion with little Susie Walk...

Lock, Croc and Two Smoking Barrels

by DTales on Nov 7, 2017
Humor & Satire

Chapter 1: Don't Croc the Boat If Michael had known his future would have involved rowing a boat... he would have definitely worked more on his upper-body strength. Those crew jocks he remembered from high school all seemed to be practicing for something that would never be useful, like learning how to apply a mustard plaster or stealing cable. But here he...

The Headmaster's Office 01

by blin18 on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: All characters appearing in this work are over the age of 18 and are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Chapter 1 I'm in my final year at a posh boarding school in Sydney. It's pretty cool in an old-world sort of way. As well as the normal business, science and humanities subjects, they inclu...

Shane and Carmen: The Novelization Ch. 03

by O_G_Salli on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 3 Be a Man Shane got out of the car in the middle of a block on Santa Monica Boulevard without looking back at the driver or acknowledging him in any way. She'd seen Clive loitering on the sidewalk in front of a record store, and she asked the driver to stop. He'd jammed on the brakes and as soon as the car had slowed enough Shane popped the door a...

Indian Couple Go Out With Friends

by rupanita on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

One night, Anita and Amit were sitting in the living room and relaxing after dinner. Anita was wearing just a panty and a long night shirt without a bra whereas Amit was in his boxer shorts and bare chested. ‘Hey Amit,’ She said, reading the local paper. ‘Listen to this. They are looking for people to join a massage class. They teach the “art of sensual mas...