I wasn't super overweight, but most of my fat was in my middle. At the time I was in denial about my manboobs. I guess I was just avoiding the whole thing as I quickly became kinda fat. I hadn't jerked off in what seemed like months. I was kinda uncomfortable with the walls, floor and ceiling being so thin as far as sound was concerned. Having a kinda short...
My wife Brittany and I are a very conservative white couple living in the south. I am Al, (actually Alton). We have been married for ten years. We both grew up in a strict conservative religion which I won't name. Brittany is 5'-6" tall and weighs about 130 lbs. depending on which diet she is following. I am 5'-8" tall and weigh around 175 lbs. She is a RN a...
This is not an advertisement. Ilitrit is not a real website. We have no affiliation with this, or any other website. In case you missed it, this is Humor & Satire. -- My wife and I are both users of Ilitrit, the social media website we all know and love. It's like Jeers, where nobody knows your name. She is a "watcher," a voyeur who can see everything bu...
The buzz of Christmas morning was at a peak. All the presents had been opened. Well, all but one. Our two college-aged children were eager to meet up with their friends. Wifey and I were about to be home alone. I could hardly wait. As she sat across the room from me, framed by the bright colors and heaps of gifts and shredded wrapping paper, I smiled. Her b...
I love my husband and our children. I've been a good mother, wife and lover for most of my fifteen years of marriage. I've liked males more than females all my life. I was a tomboy as a kid, and, when I reached dating age, girls seemed petty, cliquish, untrustworthy and shallow. Of course I had girlfriends in high school and college, but I always preferred t...
Overview: Well, each chapter is dedicated to a different type of eroticism. The only ones I won't be covering are: Pedophilia, bondage, and (possibly) rape. And maybe sex toys. The story is sparse, but it has a more meaningful effect on the sex scenes. EACH CHAPTER HAS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF ITS SEXUAL CONTENT and helpful tips on how to avoid the storyline and S...
HA! PG-13!!! Henry and Tessa get to work on revising the R.P.G. game Frisque. Definitely not Rated PG-13...more XXX. ***** "Are you sure it's okay my being here in your home Henry the Ate?" Henry McKellen invited his young co-worker Tessa Harper in and watched her enter. She carrying a notepad along with a bag of art supplies were barely noticed. What wa...
"I need you," He paused to blow out the cigarette smoke, "to stop fucking my lady." This is rarely the first words you hear from a new neighbor. No request for a cup of confection or a bottle of condiment or even advice on the local school district from this one. This was a request to cease infidelity, not so subtle request either. "Do you understand, stop...
How well I remember my first experience with porn. I was just a teenager, maybe 15 or 16, and we went to my friend's basement with his dad's old Honeywell 8mm projector, some cigarettes, and no idea what we were actually going to see. When the lights went out and the film came on, there was this rather old, somewhat overweight lady in a doctor's office, whe...
EDITED BY: Miriam Belle CREATIVE CONSULTANT: Simply_Cyn *** "THE WAY IT STARTED" I paced around the apartment, heart thundering as my face burned with hot blood. I hadn't been this nervous in a long time and it showed. I suppose deep down I knew what I was doing was wrong. All my life, I had been the guy who was the straight shooter, the Boy Scout to t...