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Pirate Treasure Ch. 12

by Oupa99 on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This is the prequel to "Perfect Picture" and will be a multi chapter story. This is a work of fiction and all characters are consenting adults over 21. I want to thank everyone for their feedback on Perfect Picture and that encouraged me to continue this story. I want to thank dancing_to_gallifrey for her editing and tightening my writing. Finally thanks to...

Vannerbehn's Luck Pt. 10

by AspernEssling on Sep 17, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I contacted both Inavar and Ledomir; they had to be told what I'd learned. I wasn't sure how they'd take it, but I insisted that we had to meet at the Narimac, so that Ludianne could block any scrying or listening spell. Syrava might know where I was, but she wouldn't be able to see me, or listen in. Inavar came the very next day. - "Ledomir will see you...

Vannerbehn's Luck Pt. 11

by AspernEssling on Sep 18, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I have no idea what measures Ledomir and Inavar took to protect themselves. Once they'd finished interrogating Teeshay, they were probably able to identify more of the traitors in their own organizations. There were a few bodies found floating in the harbor that week. Hard to tell if that was due to the Pirate Lords cleaning house, or if was just regular t...

The Pandemic Slave Ch. 07

by Oupa99 on Jul 6, 2020
BDSM

This is basically an erotic love story and of course all characters are over 21. It will definitely not start out as a love story, but it will get there. Please vote often (fives are most welcome) and of course please leave constructive comments. I love the feedback all of you leave ... Thank You PS -- If you have fantasies, ideas, etc for new stories pleas...

Ben and Streek: Clone Saga Ch. 11

by Axelotl on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

*********** Warning; this chapter contains some pretty extreme violence, gore and rape scenes. Not for the squeamish. It's the last chapter in book one of the Clone Saga. Enjoy. -Ax *********** In the secret facility at Veronas' North Pole, the female Streek was being dragged toward the Cloning Pod by two large Pirate men. They held her head to the scan...

Fifty Shades of Brown

by readwrite on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Indubitable Brown ("Doobie" to his public school form mates, Dooobie doo, to his enemies) was,in 1843, the sole remaining heir to the Brown fortune . Though the names of several of his ancestors are more familiar (Charles "Charlie" Brown, the famous footballer and "Capability" Brown, Queen Victoria's head gardener are well known throughout the empire, as are...

The Costume Shop

by ABradleyLewis on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Damn, he needed a stupid outfit for the yearly office Halloween costume party and he hated shopping for costumes. All the noisy kids yapping. Oh well, just have to gird the old loins and hit the party store...shit. He pushed open the front door and saw a scene of pandemonium -- kids shoving skulls in each other's faces and shouting, "Boooo -- gotcha!" Ugh....

Halloween Masquerade

by Awful Arthur on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Cathy pulled on a robe and rushed to answer her front door before the broken chime could make its god-awful clanking, grinding noise again. It sounded like a cowbell whose clapper scraped and rubbed after striking—worse than fingernails on a chalk board. God she hated that sound. Doug had promised to fix it weeks ago—something else he'd neglected lately. She...

Plain Old Dana

by Quince on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

1. It all began with a Youtube search. Well, that wasn't strictly true. It all began when she got herself born to a Scotch-Irish mother and a Danish father. She wasn't complaining—well not really; they'd given her all kinds of great stuff, a head for numbers, a taste for chamber music, a kick-ass metabolism, (she could eat anything without gaining a pound,...

The Fantasies X - Pirate Whore

by PsychMike on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Deep down my throat, got to relax, try not to bite down. Claws brush against my stomach and gouge me a little every time he feels teeth. I'm looking up at his short little tail, oh, and I used to think it was cute. At least his thrusts are slow, but every so often his testicles block my nose and I can't breathe. Should have known this would happen one day. S...