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Squirrels in the Attic

by marleymusic2002 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

It was just after 2am and the third straight night that my wife woke me up asking if I had heard the noise. She was a much lighter sleeper than I, so before tonight, had heard them alone. At first I thought it was the wind, but it was calm outside. I listened more closely. It sounded like something was scurrying across the floor above us. Perhaps we had mice...

Some Bets You Can't Stand Losing

by happywriter007 on Apr 17, 2019
BDSM

After endless prodding of my friends and an extended period of simple unhappiness at my regular day job, I quit and started my own pest control business. It had only been a few months, and now the busy season was just about to start. In the pest control business, it really didn't get busy until Fall, when the rodents get cold and decide to move in. Today I...

My Wife and the Pest Control Man

by JSipes on Nov 8, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This is a fictional account that was sparked by a true events. I let my imagination run away with parts of this story. My name is David and my wife's name is Sally. We got married some 15 years ago. Sally has always been a cut up. She is very impulsive and loves to shock people. I first noticed her in college when she came into the library and pulled a very...

Lori

by musiclover628 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

In June, I got a nice little summer job bagging groceries. The work was menial, as was the salary, but nevertheless, it was an income. Lori was the new cashier there, and she started a few weeks after I did. When I first heard about her, I thought, "Great, a new cashier. Is she good-looking?" Boy, was she ever. When I first saw her, she nearly took my breath...

Pest Control

by Handley_Page on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

It was at the Autumn meeting that the strange story of the "fang" in our "Black Museum" emerged. The museum is really a collection of oddities from round the globe where our members have worked, but "the Fang" is quite famous amongst our members, mostly for it's being among the military bits and pieces. We'd had a damned good Dinner and the Speeches were m...

The Veiled Web

by DFWBeast on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Horror

By DFWBeast and findingmyvoice Authors' Note: Just a little flash story of innocence & love gone wrong. Hope you enjoy. **** "Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are." - Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince **** The young woman stood at the edge and looked down the old building. Her long bridal gown shimmered in the...

Tempestuous Ch. 05

by redwitch on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

"No one knows." he knew the young girl wouldn't believe him. If anyone was comparable to Tempest in the pranks department, it was Davis and she knew most of his tricks. He lowered his voice as the members of the Stone family did when speaking of any member of the Rose family, "all we know is he ran off with Bianca Rose." "Who?" she thought Davis said Bianca...

All Grown Up

by snaillover69 on Sep 25, 2017
First Time

I had gone over my friend's house the other day, Dave had called me up to watch the football game. His parents were divorced and his Dad was away on a business trip. We watched, and our team was winning big, we were cheering and high fiving and making alot of noise. Dave's little sister Julie came into the room and yelled at us for making so much noise, she...

Lust At First Sight

by upforalmostanything on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I first met Rene when I was working for my uncle’s company throughout school. The company was a maintenance company that took care of those “honey do’s” that women have, but can’t get taken care of. This soon grew into full-blown property maintenance while continuing our residential customers. Being the boss’s nephew had some benefits. During summers I got e...

Little Men

by 100 Angry Bananas on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

What is real, and what isn’t? This is a question that I’ve had to ask myself more and more recently. My entire life seems to have become a horror story. As I type this, rain taps the windows, the house moans against the wind, and something scratches from behind the walls. I may be going crazy. Who is to say what is real? I mean, molecules and microbes mak...