Prelude to The Perfectly Imperfect Marriage: Until Death Do We Part or Divorce. A descriptive definition that contradicts itself, what is perfectly imperfect? We're all perfectly imperfect in one way or another, with some more and some less to some degree than others. No one and nothing is perfect. That's life and that's the problem with being human. We al...
"Mistress, please may I have another", Mr. West says at the end of my black and white leather whip. Bent over a custom made black spanking bench, Mr. West is tied from his ball sack to a black leather strap around his forehead. I love the custom fit of the piece because any movement on his behalf and one of those two body parts get strained. It is fun to see...
I was sitting in my office in New York going through the overview of the second season. Victoria had stayed in L.A to do some press after her Emmy win as well as a tour of some radio stations for her hit single. Everything we had wanted for her was starting to come together. As happy as I was for her I was also disappointed. Not only for losing at the Emmys...
I didn't ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of "Kimye." Hell, it was the nanny agency's idea. I don't even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby – North West, as all bloggers and comedians know – and I won the lottery. For the next two-and...
The next day came along and I was good and ready to go to work. I was excited and had some great ideas for the character. I read my share of Supergirl comics growing up and thought turning her into a weekly series would be challenging but one worth taking. I showered and dressed quietly not wanting to wake up Victoria. She was after all on vacation and had w...
Everyone had always complained that I spent too much time in the shower and wasted all the hot water. I mean, it wasn't always my fault- it was Winter, let me live a little. But now that for the first time in my life I didn't have a roommate I could do whatever I want whenever I wanted. I could eat all the peanut butter at 2 am, I could take as long as I nee...
We had returned from Paris a few weeks ago and were back in New York. The second season of Eye Candy would start production very soon; but for the moment we were in the midst of the pre-production; the part of television that is often overlooked but where most of the heavy lifting takes place. I was at the studio with the rest of the writing staff working wh...
Megyn Kelly stood before the camera and was beaming from ear to ear; "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Megyn Kelly, I normally host a show on FNC, but as you can see I've been on maternity leave. The segment on Fox and Guests you are about to see was taped in late spring. I'm happy to say that two of the four of us has already had their babies a...
It was a lovely evening; I looked my best of course. I was on my way to Tyler Perry Studios for a date with Taylor Swift. It was one of those contests where you meet a celebrity and I won. I soon arrive and a security guard escorts me to a waiting room. "They've just done wrapping up for the day, Ms. Swift will be with you soon," the guard lets me know an...
Note- Although based on known celebrities, this tall tale is pure fiction, and only inspired by those mentioned herein. xxx "Of course, it all went pear shaped after the baby was born, so predictable." Katy Perry sighed as she crossed her legs for the tenth time in two minutes. "The pregnancy slowed up our usual sex life naturally, I looked like a beache...