After being strapped to an atomic bomb by a cackling supervillain, running into microbes that could induce a jaunt through the astral plane, and getting an alien space princess for a girlfriend, you'd think that I'd be out of things to find utterly surreal. Heck, I'd taken banging a sexy spider chick in stride. Gigantic lizard monster? Pff! I could handle th...
Dressed only in a gown Sophia Shelton answered the door and looked at the thickset guy in white overalls who said, "You have some internal plaster cracks requiring attention?" She flared, "You were supposed to be here ten days ago." "So you want me to leave and smack myself for being a bad boy and go to a household requiring interior plastering remedial wo...
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I worked at a grocery store. I was the frozen food manager. I was in charge of ice cream and frozen pizzas, frozen vegetables and the like. I enjoyed my job, even if it didn't make me wealthy. Unfortunately for me, I was going through the aftermath of divorce. I had caught her fucking around on me. I almost beat the other guy to death. I don't know how I e...
My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) is enjoying her new side job... real estate agent. She's getting really good at it. When you look like she does, it makes thing a whole lot easier. Great tits and ass, beautiful face... not minding a little fuck and suck to seal the deal. She's actually decided to stop doing that. She feels guilty putting out to sell her...
Chapter 2 - A Lovers' Quarrel After a couple more hours of studying, Dave ventured into his bedroom, finding Maddie sitting cross-legged on the bed. To his surprise, she had found the TV remote and had already figured out how to use it. She seemed enraptured, almost hypnotized by the images on the screen, which did not surprise Dave one bit, considering it...
The girls were slack jawed for a few seconds, when I heard Annette yelling when I got to the bottom of the steps -- our suite is on the second floor -- "Dana! You can't go out like that!" But I was already on my way, wearing my flip-flops, some fancy earrings, my dog-tag necklace with the suite keys added to it, and a smile! They all ran down, and surrounde...
Wanted: A writer needing to have an Alaskan adventure Continued, revised, and rewritten from Chapter 01: As soon as he ejaculated his load of warm, oozy cum in my mouth, he said the words that I had been waiting to hear. "I love you," he said. As if I misheard him or as if I imagined him saying those words in my sleep, I stopped sucking his cock to liste...
Unlike many of you on LITEROTICA, I have been writing for some 45 years. Now, I am sure that many of you are thinking that I was some kind of child prodigy and some of you are likely thinking I was some kind of child pervert. Ha-Ha. I have always been a reader. I could read, more or less, by the time I entered kindergarten. I knew what a lot of things we...
Note- In no way does this tall tale resemble any real persons or events. xxx Los Angeles, 2008. It was during the mid season break of the first series of her new television show 'The Big Bang Theory' that Kaley Cuoco received the call from her casual friend Maria. Just before landing the plum role of Penny in the show the hot blonde had helped out an ad...