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Transcript Of 'Pleasing Pleasure'

by Erotica_Writings on Sep 12, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Transcript For The Pleasing Pleasure Comedy Hour Cameras zoom in on Pleasing Pleasure as she enters the stage sucking on a dildo, dressed in a very tiny swimsuit, spiked heels and her long blonde hair hanging loosely. Pleasing Pleasure: In case anyone is wondering why I am sucking on this big huge dildo it's because my doctor told me I needed plenty of pro...

Twenty-Five O'Clock Ch. 1

by Simon_Magus on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

This is a story of a man who knows little about himself and what he is capable of doing. His name is Simon Magus and he lives in a small suburb of Detroit. He was, at the time, just a normal guy living in a normal town. He attended the local high school and got fairly good grades, at least by his parents' standards. Simon woke up in the modest suburban home...

Amy's Smile Ch. 03

by jfinn on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

You know the drill. Don't read this if your underage, easily offended and/or living in a place where this type of material is against the law. This is purely a figment of my overactive imagination and nobody in the story is real. Also I'm going to be real honest with you. It's going to be chapter five before anybody gets naked again. But I promise I'll...

Whither Female Viagra

by Privates1stClass on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Thanks to my editor, Nymphwriter, to Patientlee, and to my beta readers who gave me ideas to improve my story. Disclaimer: This article is science fiction and contains no factual substance. * * * After many years of exacting research, in March of 2030, a team of biological scientists from Stanford University released a report they'd discovered an organic...

The Portal to the Vixen Planet

by My Erotic Tale on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

I don't recall exactly who had seen it first but the Portal to the Vixen Planet climbed to the top of the pine trees, in the back pasture of Jill's dad's ranch, The Lazy Ponderosa. Crazy Wally ran like a jack rabbit in front of headlights to be the first one there. Being a 'purty smart feller' that he was, he already had a ladder, duct taped and twine tied...

Mallory's Choice

by make me watch on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I consider myself lucky. While I'm not exactly what most women consider “hot”, I have a very attractive girlfriend. Mallory and I met as freshman - that was 2 years ago and we've been together ever since. She is shy and quiet (like me) which I’m sure has a lot to do why we've lasted. At times, our relationship has been difficult for me. But not because of a...

Schemes of the Unknown Unknown Ch. 17

by bradley_stoke on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter Seventeen Intrepid - 3755 C.E. The lawn surrounding the villa that Isaac and his five surviving comrades had secured was littered with the bodies of the recently slaughtered. One corpse belonged to Jacob who'd suffered a martyr's death in the struggle to secure the villa for true believers. Two belonged to the accursed heretical Baptists who'd obsti...

There's No Box to Think Outside Of

by HughMungus1 on Mar 17, 2020
How To

Ego. Following your virginity, it should be the second thing to go. There's no room for ego in the world of the male swinger. Save the narcissism for singles bars. If you're goin' solo in this lifestyle, more often than not, ego will be your downfall. It's been my personal experience that a humble attitude, regarding all endeavors, results in success. Her...

America's Playboy Ch. 03

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

"What else can it be?" Angelo looked at his Boss. "It's got to be that hypnosis shit, then. He controls their minds with it." "The guy is eighty fuckin' years old. I mean, I could understand if the guy worked out like Jack LaLanne and was in really good shape, you know." He stopped pacing to ask his associates a question. "Is he still alive, by the way?" "...

Burnt Offerings

by Kirk482002 on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

In this world today there exists men that work hard earning as much money as they can to support themselves, their Ex, and still have enough left over to make the child support payments on a monthly basis. Weekdays find these men working double shifts and cleaning their small apartments in anticipation of the two days of the week that set them apart from the...