Josh knew that his Uncle Jack liked to kid around. But he'd never really believed that his uncle could in fact be a real, live wizard. It was the summer after his junior year at college; Josh had just turned twenty-one, and he was looking forward to a real vacation. Parties, girls, and legal booze—he was eager to visit the bars and especially the dance club...
"Yup." Nerka peered down the underwater tunnel they had passed through. "Yeah, if I had to guess, I'd say he grabbed her back at the fork." "Larya." Snatch rubbed his eyes, his jaw clenched hard enough to crack macadamias. "Goddammit. Can't we have one mission where she doesn't run off to fuck something?" "I'm sure it's not her fault." Nerka rubbed her arm...
Not every second-hand bookshop has its 'gods and goddesses' section located in a dungeon with live, 24/7, Sub-Dom/S&M entertainment. And, not every second-hand bookshop requires you to strip to your underwear to enter one of its sections through a concealed door disguised as a bookshelf. Factotum Rarities & Antiquities intrigued me from the moment I first...
Another hot day in the sun for those sailing on Greece's Aegean Sea, but for those under the water, it can be much nicer. A long shadow is seen gliding across the smooth sandy floor. This shadow belongs to what seems to be a fish from a distance, though a closer look would prove otherwise. The dark blue fishtail is misleading as the rest of the being is not...
This is a sequel to "Mouth of the Mermaid," and describes what happens between us when I go back to see the mermaid who was a character in the first story. Thirty days after the great oral sex I got from Theresa, the beautiful blonde mermaid, I was back in my small fishing boat in the same part of the bay, hoping to see her again. It was a beautiful summe...
November 22 The mermaid tied me to the bed with rope. It wasn't very binding. Like calling me slave, she did it as a practicality or custom more than any real measure. She knew I couldn't go anywhere. Despite my exertion yesterday I was apparently in rough shape. I felt like one giant bruise, but I was getting better. She didn't lie in the bed with me, pref...
Captain Billy and crew had returned to port with a 300 lb swordfish harvest. After removing the empty tubes of anal lube, they netted around 20 ounces of edible sellable product. Not quite enough to buy a decent beer but the piss flavored draft would hit the spot as good as any. In the local watering hole in Gloucester, the talk revolved around getting lai...
"At last! Two whole weeks without having to deal with Shauna and her new boyfriend!" Claire dropped her bags on the floor and flopped onto one of the twin beds. She peered up at her older sister, narrowing her eyes in a mock-glare. "The only thing that would make it better would be not having to share with an old lady." Lauren shook her head, setting her ba...
Milan gave a sad sigh, tapping the tuning fork against the side of the boat. He twisted the knobs, adjusting his lute's tune, and idly plucked at a few strings. "What's the matter?" The fisherman glanced down at his one companion out in the bay—a red-haired mermaid with a shimmering silver tail. She clung to the side of the boat, as she had been doing for...
The next morning, Josh woke up on the beach. Alex was still there, sleeping, a few feet away from him. Normally affectionate (maybe rather more affection than a cousin ought to be), last night she had kept her distance. Her bikini-top and pirate-jewels sat in a small pile on the sand next to her, and she seemed to be resting peacefully. So, Josh decided to t...