Author's note: This is my first offering and it doesn't have much sex. So if your bag is all about hot sex throughout you might want to pass this. I am working on several more that may have enough to satisfy. I do appreciate constructive critique but if you just want to berate the new guy, well then GFY. I'd like to give a shout out to kr4zymonkey97 who ha...
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago. Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
This Is Trashy TV By : DickThePimp 500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness... "GOD...
Hidden Boss Author's notes: Since I started writing, I've had several hundred comments. This is one that stuck in my mind. "Realism Suspended and enjoyment embraced" It was so simple, yet so positive! It made me wonder why all the readers couldn't adopt a similar attitude. If you don't like a story, back out. Click it off. Why do some feel the need to hurl...
CHAPTER 1 Delaney Robinson emerged childless from five years of marriage, rather wealthy and no longer lived a trapped victim of drunken and bad-tempered verbal abuse. She felt no worse than when she'd flunked college. Checking that the money had been released into her account, she transferred it to her new bank. Well that was only sensible because her old...
It is Breakfast Time and Television Screens throughout the country are tuned to Arouse Yourself on the Cable Television Station Harlot TV, just one of the many Sex TV Stations available. Harlot TV is a Three X classified station, which means that it is considered responsible enough to broadcast Hard Core Porn, but hasn't yet got a Four X classification allow...
Dateline: December 27, 2012 Horatio Elton Algiers the third was content. The machine was finally almost finished, it had taken decades. He was going to know the truth, no more speculations. He stepped back, watching the automatic flush urinal do it's thing, once again forgetting to zip up his pants as he did not even notice the splashes of urine on his sho...
It's a hot summer day in India, but there is no happiness in Monee's family, the crop is failing due to a terrible drought that swept through southern India, and to make things worse, her husband who has been working in the city as a construction worker in order to support Monee's family died in an accident. Monee's family was very poor, but she has some g...
Oh my God! I am sick. And have a headache. And I need to pee. Badly. Worst hangover ever! I try to gather my wits, and get out of bed before I wet myself. As I stand up, the nausea gets worse, and so does the headache. I rush to the toilet, and pee. Then I stand for five minutes looking into the bowl, breathing heavily, not quite sure if I hope I will vomit...
This is a super spectacular sleazy freakfest fuck parody... It's fucking hot... But, it ain't real. This is a new sleazy, freaky, fuck parody series about me starting a new pay channel, James' SEX TV... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My girlfriend, Kim Kardashian and I were sitting around our Malibu home, smoking some weed and relaxing, before heading out. I look...