If you've read any of the other "The Birthday Suit Club" series you know how this all started. If not, then here is a brief recap. I was severely burned, including my face, as a child which lead to me becoming very reclusive as a teenager. My sister, Gail, decided that I needed to have more social contacts. She caught me trying to overhear her telling a fr...
Quick background for this one... I heard this joke once and then a while later I dreamed about it again, only it continued on after the punch line. So I then decided to write a story about it and this is what I got. I Hope you like it. Joke first. ************ Jill lived in a small western town and just married a local ranch owner by the name of William...
This is a work of fiction, and all participants are over the age of eighteen. If you like what you read, please rate accordingly when you are done, and of course, drop me a line. Your feedback is greatly appreciated. Thanks. ********** I have an admission to make. I love great photography. I have even taken a few truly great pictures in my time. I am no...
'Komm mit, Bitte.' The technician led me down a darkened passageway to the main room. It was large, about the size of our cafeteria when I was in school, and totally black. Black walls, black rubberized floor, black ceiling and completely surrounded with black curtains, blocking out the bright daylight outside. The light came from a couple of striplights u...
The windshield wipers beat a steady staccato as they labored to clear the glass in the driving rain. It was dusk and she gripped the wheel tight as she drove along the slick empty highway, the dim light of dusk, and the long day of driving having taken their toll on her senses. As she rounded a curve she saw the solitary figure in the distance, standing alo...
LXX Ivory Towers Gabrielle 2040 There was a demonstration going on in Oxford's city centre. Normally, Gabrielle wouldn't be worried by something like that, but the taxi she was in would have to pass through it and she was concerned for the safety of Ajit, her Chief Farm Manager. Would they notice that he was Pakistani? "Relax," said Ghazi who was also ac...
I wake to the humming sound of my phone vibrating on the wooden night stand next to my bed. Groggily, I reach for the offending appliance, resist throwing it against the wall and press the button to accept the unwelcome intrusion to my slumber. It is him. "Hi." I mumble. "You woke me up." "Poor baby." he replies in a voice that I know means he is smiling a...
Author's Note: I was sitting in the library doing some work and this vignette popped into my mind. I wrote it in an hour. It's barely 2,000 words so it is a quick read. Please enjoy, please vote, please comment. Thank you. ***** Tim kicked his shoes off as soon as he got inside his apartment. The shoes smashed into the wall above the small rubber mat by...
The bell tolled the last stroke of midnight when the man appeared. A dark figure striding out of the night. He moved as if he were part of the darkness defying the light of the single flickering street lamp. He stopped before the small chapel, looking up at the stained glass window. Then he turned away and walked on. So did evil come to Little Hartney. The...
I slide my sweatshirt up over my head and drop it to the floor and with only my thumbs, I slip them into the waistband of my sweat pants and slowly nudge them down over my hips and butt, down my legs and I step out of them. I lay back on the bed my head hanging over the side knowing you are watching me. My nipples harden from the slight chill in the air an...