The Real Slim Shady Lyrics Stories

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Song of the Volga Boatgirls Ch. 01

by James_Acquaintance on Oct 5, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Chapter I: Aimless Wander Author's note: For those of you that may have seen a similar story before, this is a remake of an older story from my previous account, that I wanted to improve. In most places, they imagine the hell as some hot, burning cesspit of torture and sorrow. Hundreds of thousands of souls funneled down into a lake of fire, overwhelmed...

No Future Ch. 20

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

XX The Good of the Country Psychlone 2106 "Eric Esterhazy is a cunt." Psychlone, or Simon as he was still known to his mother or Psy as his friends called him, liked the lyric's essential message, but it raised a host of obvious issues. If he incorporated the phrase into his next release, would anyone even know who Eric Esterhazy was? If it hadn't been f...

Curiosity & the Threesome

by Inlovingmemory on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

I got this story from someone else. I worked on it and styled it around a bit. See if you like it. As usual with my stuff, you gotta have some humor, or just forget it. * Prologue: His mom and dad were there to see him off. It was nice for once to have someone accompany him to the airport. Usually, no one else bothered, coz they assumed Megan would be t...

The Real Slim Shady

by theowlandtherose on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It had been a slow week when she walked into the office, a real slow week. I was kicked back in my chair, Air Jordans up on the desk, wondering if LA was ever gonna get another goddamn football team. Then I saw her limo pull up. Before my lazy-ass secretary even pointed her in my direction, I knew this was the big score, the case of the year. See I'm Slim Sh...

Davy's On The Road Again Ch. 17

by oldhippie1949 on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Amy and I have received quite a lot of email about the "Davy's On The Road Again" series. Some are cool and some are just plain stupid. Except for one which was aggressively nasty, all are quite complimentary. We've decided to offer you a sampling and we hope you find them entertaining. As always, keep them cards and letters coming. ------------------------...

The Cock Star & The Cuckquean Ch. 03

by Rubirosa on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

For those of you joining us right now, this story will make infinitely more sense if you take the trouble of reading the previous chapters. If you haven't the patience to go back, this story focuses upon the private life of a public couple. As the most accomplished porn star of modern times, Samson lives out popular male sex fantasies on a daily basis. Yet h...

Petticoat Junction

by shaggy77 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

A fictional story about fictional characters. ***** It is a fact that sometimes in life things are exactly as they seem; and other times they are not. That the tiny hamlet of Hooterville was a poor, rural, farming community filled with a small population of very good and close-knit friends was true; that the three Bradley girls were virginal, was not. They...

Shady Ship Ch. 05

by ChinkyNobody on Oct 8, 2019
Erotic Horror

Back with Shady Ship. This is chapter five. Last chapter, I did a good job at building up on Tucker and Stacie's friendship. I fell in love with that pairing, despite me being the writer. What we know. The twins are some obvious damn cowards, like Stacie. But Stacie seems to be becoming less dislikeable as a character. Devon is the only Black character, bu...

Christina Also Sucks

by Brian_Grecco on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

English is not my native language and this story, believe it or not, is just fiction. * * * * * After a lot of controversy discussions and insults the Latin Pop Queen Christina Aguilera invited the Detroit Rapper Slim Shady a.k.a. Eminem born as Marshall Mathers in a bar to end their fighting once and for all. The meeting was Christina's idea and Eminem w...

Daryl's House

by bgtd319 on Apr 22, 2025

God, it feels like it's been so long since you've had a break, taking a full course load of classes and trying to work has been brutal. Your one saving grace has been your buddy Daryl, an absolute gem of a human being your ebony 6'3" friend since middle school really helped pull ya through this last quarter. taking that required physics class together r...

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