September 10, 2001. "Joe’s Bar" "Set them up Joe. I’ve got a little story that you ought to know. I’ve got a tiger by the tail. She is a man eater for sure. Hey Man, don’t give me that funny look. You know the woman. She is in here three days a week. Drinks like a fish. She just walked out with those two guys." "You mean, Sue Ellen? All the guys ask me wh...
21st Century Censorship (What is Obscene or Indecent...can you please tell me?), and the Hypocrisy of the FCC Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Mother-fucker. Tits. Those are the so called 7 dirty words you can't say on an on-air broadcast. Since George Carlin famously said those seven dirty words over 30 years ago, a few have been added as well. Asshole,...
"So what ppv would you like to see"? I asked Alexa browsing through the WWE Network on a 60' inch tv while she was pouring wine into a glass for herself. I let her know I wanted soda since I didn't like drinking alcohol. ''Ah, I'll let you pick whatever you like." she replied. This was our first time together. I wouldn't call this a date though. Just a week...
"Seven, I called you to my quarters because we've been presented with a unique opportunity. Voyager is approaching the fringe of a super string which has created a time anomaly. Although we can't use it to get back to the earth of our own time, Tuvok has calculated that we can go back to 2001. As you know the Olympics in this sector is about to begin and we'...
Dear Children, Within the brain of almost every living American there are dates that are indelibly etched there. Numbers that are as real to us as figures written into a granite stone. We carry these dates with us in our heads until we at last rest under the stones bearing our own final numbers: December 7, 1941. November 22, 1963. April 19, 1995. And now,...
The Violence of Desire "Which of us has not been stunned by the beauty of an animal's skin or its flexibility in motion." - Marianne Moore From Quotable Women of the 20th Cent...
WrestleSex Series (Story #1) John was just a simple UPS package deliverer working in Atlanta trying to make ends meet. Often his days were filled with heavy packages, rude people and all around boredom. He often found relief after a hard days work by watching a little wrestling. Ironically, it would be wrestling that would force John to keep his UPS job bec...
Today is November 16, 2001. This letter is to my sweet son, Dustin. On June 26, 1990, the world was blessed with a newborn child. That child held the strings to so many hearts in his hands and he didn't even know it. That child, born of teenage parents, was to become the son of my heart, if not the son of my body. He was to become the son of his dad's hear...
The longer I live, the more I believe the old adage that things are never what they seem. I am a generally easy going kind of guy, and until recently seemed to have had a fairly normal life. It appeared like I had it all. I was at the pinnacle of success, with a great job, a gorgeous wife, plenty of wealth, and a large home in the suburbs. This is my account...
Life is random, random encounters/situations/outlooks and people. All you can do to keep moving is to accept the randomness. Give in to the flow and indecisiveness of life and see where it takes you. Who knows, you may find something worth wile. "Life's a garden, Dig it" Joe Dirt(2001)What's next? Where to begin? What's next? Where to begin?...