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God is Calling. I Can't Marry You.

by SusanJillParker on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Hello Preston, Do you remember me? I'm Angela. With me on my knees and with you having a view of the top of my head more than any other part of me, you may not remember what I look like. You may not remember my pretty face. Other than recognizing my big tits, your favorite part of me along with my talented mouth, you may not remember who I am at all, espec...

Whither Female Viagra

by Privates1stClass on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Thanks to my editor, Nymphwriter, to Patientlee, and to my beta readers who gave me ideas to improve my story. Disclaimer: This article is science fiction and contains no factual substance. * * * After many years of exacting research, in March of 2030, a team of biological scientists from Stanford University released a report they'd discovered an organic...

Untouched Love Ch. 03

by Lithium_hobo on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

!!The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any persons (or sites) is purely coincidental. The characters used are property of Marvel Comics. This version of X-Men takes place in the Evolution universe. All characters are at least 18 at the earliest points of these events. This work was not created for profit and does not receive any. Please do...

Life and Love in the Army Ch. 02

by mydarkestid on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Lenore McFarlin, high school softball standout. By the end of her senior year she had several full boat scholarship offers. It didn't take her long to decide. Tired of the cold of Detroit she decided to go to UCLA. She could play ball and pursue her criminal justice degree. Living in the year round warmth of L.A. would be different, but very nice. During h...

My Wife's Night Class Ch. 05

by Calvin427 on Sep 26, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My Wife’s Night Class Ch. 5: Arranging a Photo Shoot I called in sick Thursday because I felt like spending a leisurely morning with my wife, who had put on such a good sex show for me with her classmate John the night before. Also, there were some stirrings of jealousy I needed to deal with. After getting massaged and briefly fingerfucked by the ridiculous...

How to Write a Novel

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Obviously, step one in writing a novel, get an idea. Authors get the question all the time: "How do you come up with your ideas?" Assuming you're not one, I can answer that: Formal viewpoint. Or a functional mentality. For example, Forbes Magazine had a front page cover about how al-Qaeda was losing money, and it suggested that Osama needed a new business...

Life and Love in the Army Ch. 04

by mydarkestid on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

*Authors note: I kind of rushed this chapter to have it ready by or before Christmas. For those that have read from the beginning I would like to say thank you. Chapter 5 won't be out until early February. My military career is coming to a close after 30 wonderful years and the next few months will be hectic for me. Just be patient, there is much more to com...

Eternity is Such a Long Time

by Percivus on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Eternity is such a long time, Jack. So you'd had better fucking listen to my words." Listen to her words? Cheri was the one that wouldn't listen to reason, and now she was pointing that gun right at my nuts. I couldn't believe the sorry state my miserable ass was in at this very moment. Or, to be more exact, the miserable state my balls were in right now....

Just One Rose

by PayDay on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: This is my story, I wrote it, stealing is lame. If you don't like it, don't read it. Feel free to comment with any errors you find, I will feel free to delete them and call you an asshole. Yes, this could have been a contest story, no, that isn't my style. Thanks for any votes, feedback, or favorites; Hope you enjoy: * Undeniably, it shouldn...

Illuminati Polka and Vatican Ninjas

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I have decided to make this a comedy posting. Why? Recently, I went looking for a book on one end of the crazy spectrum. The book had been (loosely) based on an episode during World War II, and it was supposed to "prove" that Pope Pius XII could not qualify as "Hitler's Pope." Instead, this conspiracy theory had Pope Pius XII using the Jesuits to assassinat...