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Mummie's Cruise

by justincbenedict on Jan 15, 2019
BDSM

[Everyone in this story is over twenty-five years old] *** Robertson Russell waved at his annoyed fiancée down on the dock. "Robbie, only fags go on cruises with their moms" Bonita had said crisply. Silly girl. Though Robertson had been a little faggy for his Mummie from time to time. What cute heels Bonita had! Mummie had a pair about an inch higher.....

The Bracelet Ch. 04

by Tarzan-Dick on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Mark's brow hooded the most serious stare Brandi had ever seen. She sat across from him, clutching her knees to her chest. Embarrassment isn't a word that adequately explained what she felt. "Okay, tell me what's going on?" Mark said finally. "About a week ago I bought this bracelet at a pawn shop. I thought it looked pretty, but on the trip home it came a...

Downfall of Heroines Ch. 04

by shereena12345 on Jul 13, 2020
Erotic Horror

Vivian wakened with a gasp, tensing up before relaxing. Immediately she felt a weight atop her, pushing against her slim body, taking her breath away. It was dark, leaving the brunette unable to see a thing. It only took her a moment to recognize what she was buried beneath. It was cool and slimy while squirming maggots slithered about along with the stench...

Creative Copulation

by JackLuis on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

The Creator is hard to describe, I mean, he isn't really like you and me. But for the purposes of this tale, let's just say he's a tall old man with a beard? He sits contemplating the full majesty of his creation. Built completely of himself and undoubtedly for his amusement, or just to prove that there can be something more than he. He spends his time in p...

The Atilia 172 Ch. 02

by oolala on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

"Kira!" Llygl jerked awake. He blinked, but saw nothing. "Ah.." A dry, rasping voice purred. "Finally, he awakens." The voice paused, waiting for the usual questions and struggling. The Ykuseeman simply lay there, his eyes peacefully closed, instead of searching blindly. The thin silver band that circled his neck glowed softly. "Loki," The researcher cl...

Thought Dragon - Count 1001

by hdm303lj on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Let me explain a simple Lie. * * * * I keep the bathroom as neat as possible... for a bachelor that is. It just made sense in a home filled with people always coming and going. Back then it was drilled into our heads: keep the toilet clean. All told, it's a very good habit. Everyone enjoys taking a piss. Everyone has experienced the bliss after the last t...

What a Gift!

by teohamilton on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

"Well, open it or don't open it. I got it for you, not for me," Jim said with a sly grin on his face. "I don't like these kinds of things. You know that," Jenny replied. 'You would think that after 20 plus years of marriage he would have figured this out and locked it in his brain,' she thought but didn't say out loud. She didn't want to start an argument o...

The Sybian Introduction

by Just_John1 on Sep 11, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Author's note: I want to thank Alex (fem) for her time in helping me with this story. Just a fun little ditty about some really intense playtime. "Hey babe! What the hell is this thing?" John asked his girlfriend. He was getting ready to put a new floor in the bedroom, one of those fake wood floors that snap together. When he started to clean out the closet...

Tarotica Ch. 12

by Anais on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Reversal. Slowed action. Limbo. Taking your time. Dancing to a different drummer. Spiritual attunement. Now is a time to pause and suspend activity. You need to reevaluate your attitudes, goals, and priorities while remaining true to your spiritual values. Time appears to be moving slowly and you may feel like you are in a state of suspended animation. -Taro...

Hey, It's a Guy Thing!

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Hey, it's a guy thing!" Knowing full well her answer, I asked my girlfriend what was her favorite sexual act to do with me. Immediately, without giving it any thought she responded. "Intercourse." Her immediate response surprised me as much as her answer. I figured, certainly, that her favorite sexual act to do with me was to blow me. Nonetheless, I pers...