When I was a sophomore at my local high school, I never had any friends. The only people who talked to me were guys who liked me for my body, since I was tall, blonde and skinny. I ignored all of them as I was extremely focused on my education and to me nothing more was important than having a perfect grade. Everyone knew about my extremely deathly fear of...
So I was hired to do a bachelorette party as a clown. The bride to be didn't want a stripper because it was against her beliefs, so the woman who set it up, who I later found out was my mom, Jackie, called the company I worked for and ordered a clown. I didn't known the bride to be, but did recognize Stacy and Gina, my mom's closest friends. There were abou...
So my mom got me a job at her friend's son's birthday party as a clown. Struggling to pay for college, I needed every job I could get. I knew a little magic, I knew a few jokes, it'd be easy right? Nope. Half my tricks didn't work, and no one got my jokes. It was a total disaster. So when Gina told me to wait in her bedroom while her husband took the kids t...
Carnivals have always been a great love of mine. Growing up, my friends thought it was strange how excited I became at the news of a carnival coming to town, but they were cunts. It took me awhile to pinpoint what exactly drew me in so effortlessly when it came to carnivals, but the older I became the more I understood. Don't get me wrong, I've always loved...
"Hello? Is there anybody out there?" Jessica found herself sitting on a concrete floor in pitch black. She blindly felt around and found a chain cuffed to her right ankle. "What the—" From the far end of the hall, a bright floodlight came on. The sudden spark blinded Jessica. She placed a hand to her brow as the dots slowly faded from her sight. She looke...
Jessica was bored out of her skull. She stared round at the men she was with and rolled her eyes. They were giggling like school children, squirting water guns at targets. Where the fuck was Sally? Her friend had begged her to come out tonight and then had deserted her with these men whilst she went off and fucked her boyfriend. Even now she was off with Pau...
I psyched myself out for this six-hour plane ride to Madrid. I lucked out and nabbed a window seat thanks to a would-be passenger who probably was jacking off in the airport loo in lieu of boarding this flight. "Yo no soy Señor Valencia Garcia Fernandez. Yo soy una mujer," I said to a haughty flight attendant before she walked away, puzzled, three hours ago...
"Hi babe, I'm off to the corn maze with my kids, I'll talk to you later!" It was a text from my girlfriend, Rebecca who is in her 30's. She's the biggest Halloween nut around. She's into the movies, the horror, the decorations, the music, and yes, even corn mazes. She's also very sexual and kinky. I'd had an idea for her ever since she brought up the corn m...
Ten more Smokey lebbis, coming at'cha, my friends. There were eleven in the first portion, and there is a reason for that; it's not some weird homage to Spinal Tap or anything. The idea's just to keep the girls together who are featured in the same Sagas. I.e., Cass and Victoria (#10 and #11) were both in the same story together—and were in fact lovers—so I...
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