When I was a sophomore at my local high school, I never had any friends. The only people who talked to me were guys who liked me for my body, since I was tall, blonde and skinny. I ignored all of them as I was extremely focused on my education and to me nothing more was important than having a perfect grade. Everyone knew about my extremely deathly fear of...
So I was hired to do a bachelorette party as a clown. The bride to be didn't want a stripper because it was against her beliefs, so the woman who set it up, who I later found out was my mom, Jackie, called the company I worked for and ordered a clown. I didn't known the bride to be, but did recognize Stacy and Gina, my mom's closest friends. There were abou...
I am a woman with strong opinions about which behaviors are in fact becoming for a lady. It is unseemly for a woman to use profanity or to use crude terms like "titties." A lady sends thank you notes promptly and never rests her elbows on the table. And it is never becoming for a woman to dress like a slut on Halloween. As such my costumes in the past have...
"Hello? Is there anybody out there?" Jessica found herself sitting on a concrete floor in pitch black. She blindly felt around and found a chain cuffed to her right ankle. "What the—" From the far end of the hall, a bright floodlight came on. The sudden spark blinded Jessica. She placed a hand to her brow as the dots slowly faded from her sight. She looke...
Ten more Smokey lebbis, coming at'cha, my friends. There were eleven in the first portion, and there is a reason for that; it's not some weird homage to Spinal Tap or anything. The idea's just to keep the girls together who are featured in the same Sagas. I.e., Cass and Victoria (#10 and #11) were both in the same story together—and were in fact lovers—so I...
Selina woke up to the sound of giggling again. She languorously stood into a crouch, before turning in a half-circle and curling up again on her makeshift bed again, letting out a soft sigh. Harley and Ivy were at it again. She kept her eyes closed and tried to ignore them. She didn't know Harley that well yet, but she knew about some of her past... acquai...
I was working in McDonald's around when I'd just turned eighteen, and there was this co-worker, about twice my age, and he was always staring at me: Gabe Leary. He was a reasonably good-looking guy, tall, thin, blonde-haired and blue-eyed; and apart from his ogling of me, he seemed nice enough. His eyes were always pouring over my tits and ass, which were ti...
Like a battlefield, the green felt table waited. On a plain where countless skirmishes have been won and lost, two pairs, both made up of one guy and one girl, prepare to make friendly war on each other. The social aspect of the game is enough to offset the lust for victory, although all of them know that as the night progresses, missed shots will grow more...
Fuzz's presence in Maria's life quickly settled into a routine. Every day when she came home from school Growl would immediately pounce on her at the door. Fuzz waited calmly until Growl was done with his clownish antics before lightly jumping down from his perch on the back of the sofa and greeting her with a dignified purr. Then Maria would pick him up and...
This is a clown parody... It is not real... CLOWN LIFE BITCHES This is something completely different... It's about a gang of horny clowns traveling around the country clownbanging famous chicks... They film their adventures and put them on their website for all their Clownies (fans) to enjoy... Strap in and get ready for the ride... Here comes The Horny Cl...