Mrs. Harrington, my landlord, had flown in to SF from Newport Beach. She said she was dropping by as a courtesy since she was already in town. She wanted to collect this month's rent and last month's past due rent. The fact that I was on my knees with my face buried between her thighs leads me to believe that she had preplanned the trip, this was no casual...
I don't own any of the characters of Desperate Housewives. They belong to Marc Cherry. I'm only borrowing them... ***** "Hilarious," Bree van de Kamp gave a delicate laugh and let her fingers move to the young man's arm at the table beside her, positioning them casually just above his wrist and stroking gently through the soft dark hair that covered the yo...
You sit at home thinking about what a loser you are. it Friday night and you doing what you do most Friday nights, sitting at home. You just graduated from high school you and had a group of pretty good Friends but never really had any luck with the ladies. the one girl you did mange to date was cute but you never did get past even first base. you just sit t...
milf Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual...
*Author's Note: Apologies for delay in getting this third chapter finished. My job keeps me pretty busy and writing takes a while! I appreciate anyone's patience who is still sticking with me through these chapters! Many more to come after this one.* **All characters in this story are 18 years old or older** ***** Dawn Phillips sipped the last of her morn...
It's the middle of August and already my son of a bitch husband has started his annual pilgrimage to his "man cave" to watch football. It doesn't matter if it's college or the pros Barry just can't get enough. From now until the middle of January I'll be a football widow and he'll forget that I even exist. Pre season means Thursday night games of the loc...
After being married to Irene for over forty years, I couldn't imagine her having any secrets from me but I sure found out I was wrong. Our boss wanted to get an early start on the long Labor Day weekend so he closed our office before noon. I came home to surprise my wife and to enjoy our long weekend together. I walked into our bedroom and immediately heard...
Summary: Bree earns backstage tickets to a Selena Gomez concert and... Note 1: Thanks to Jedd for inspiring the story. Note 2: All characters are at least 18, yada, yada, yada. Note 3: In this story I bandy about the names of a number of real-life celebrities, and Bree gets intimate with Selena Gomez herself. In case it needs saying, this is all done fict...
This is a sleazy freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real. This is a sleazy fuck series within the Pimpin' series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, running WWE and Pimpin' The Women Of WWE... Don't worry, there's no Roman Reigns in it... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was watching my new wife, Stephanie McMahon, play with her super wet, delicio...
Thanks to Todger 65 for the edit. As Betty Gregg finished washing her dishes after a solitary but rather pleasant dinner, she heard a gurgle and turned to find herself confronting a giant, slimy slug. Her first thought was, "Oh no! A giant slimy slug!" Her second thought was, "Oh God! Another alien!" And her final thought was "Oh damn! It's making a mess on...