EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my cr...
I grew up in a small town with a large university in it. In 4 years of high school I had a few girlfriends and lost my virginity. The relationships didn't last long and were relatively uneventful. But my first year of college quickly turned into an absolute humiliating college nightmare. My doctor said if I tell my story anonymously on-line it will help me g...
It had to stop. She was spending far too much money on her hair with frosting and tints. The bill for her nails was ridiculous. It was as if she picked the most expensive place in town. And lingerie! For what she spent, we could have bought an entire Victoria's Secret. It was always spend spend spend, yet, she never once lifted a pretty finger to even try to...
Chapter 3 Looking Very Shane Today Carmen got up from the kitchen table and got them mugs out of a cabinet and filled them from the fresh pot of coffee she'd just made. She put the mugs on the table and got creamer and artificial sweetener while Shane dialed the phone number on her cell. It rang twice and was answered. "Can I speak to Sgt. Marybeth Duffy,...
I was walking down a hallway at work when I felt someone come up close behind me and whisper, "Road trip! Be sure to pack your tighty whities!" I turned around quickly and saw my 'work wife', Gina, with a big grin on her face. Gina and I know each other well for years, and were both in unhappy marriages. A few times we had hooked up while traveling for work...
Lucas Ledford is asleep on his bed, his almost bare body tangled in the light blue sheets, gentle snores escaping his lips. Sunlight is draped over him through the nearby window, yearning for him to wake. His right hand is unconsciously fastened safely beneath his Hanes white briefs, squeezing his morning surprise. A moan escaped his lips as he played with h...
New Undies Sunday was a pretty quiet day around the house. I was still feeling pretty embarrassed about what had happened and so I avoided Sharon just a bit. I ate breakfast later than she did to avoid bumping into her in the kitchen. We ate lunch together and then I crashed and watched some baseball on TV while she went and did her own thing around the hou...
DJ LaPica's Fourth Top 10 Lesbian C&W Songs "Hey, San Francisco. Alice Pieszecki here at Station KPSF and I gotta tell ya, I'm a little sad today. Yeah. In a way, I should be happy, because my great galpal, Carmen Morales, who many of you know by now is the fantastic DJ LaPica, the SpicyOne, is about to set sail tomorrow on a 6-month 'round-the-world cruise...
Sam Malone was extremely horny as usual. He had slowly but surely developed a crush on his new co-worker, Woody Boyd. Few people knew that Sam was bisexual. He was an expert cocksucker and loved to jack off men as well. Woody didn't have much experience but he was very curious about gay sex. He had only been blown once by a man in college, and it was fantas...
VERY MUCH A PARODY... 50% SATIRICAL SARCASM... 50% OVER THE TOP TRASHY HUMOR... 100% PURE FUCKED UP FILTH... NOT REAL AT ALL... PURELY FOR PERVERTED ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY... PEACE Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills... "TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!" "GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UH...