THINGS DON'T ALWAYS GO THE WAY YOU EXPECT Another boring night. My name is Steve. I moved to Arizona a couple years ago. As so common, another divorce man, 51, in decent shape but living comfortably without many aggravations at the moment. My problem is that I can't stop having the same thoughts in my mind so often. Thoughts about the kind of woman I desire...
a.k.a A Rant from Dirtyjoe * Note to all: opinions expressed in this rant are just that, opinions. I have added a little humor to lighten the subjects. However; if hot topics upset you then please do not read this rant! * Hey peeps, my name is Dirtyjoe and today I am going to splash some of the opinions I have, and others I have heard over the years, down...
I had had a football party at my place and most of the guys had already left. I was in the process of finishing what was left to clean up. Thankfully, most of my friends had become helpful in that area, as most of them were married and had learned some domestic etiquette from their wives. My neighbor across the street was the only one left and insisted on he...
This story is from the imagination of the writer and inspired by Return Of The Jedi. ***** The Hutt's sexual appetite was growing. He had been thinking about expanding his harem of gay sex slaves to include a transsexual. This was all due to a drug dealer who caught the eye of the exalted Hutt. Although they had done business only two times in five months...
This is obviously heavy satire. Also, there is no sexual activity involving people under the age of 18. * Buttweasel had heard about the gays, and he was terrified. All they seemed to do was mince around, bleaching their own anuses, and butt-scissoring each other until they got AIDS. What's more, it seemed they wanted to spread their vile practices to the...
"My girlfriend thinks you're gay." "What?!! What did you just say?" Bobby said incredulously to his friend Carl. "You heard me,"...."Sarah thinks you are gay," Carl smirked. "Well she's wrong," Bobby replied. "We'll see," Carl continued. Bobby sat there and stewed inside as the two boys sat on the couch watching the game. "When she comes home we'll ask...
Chapter 3, The Punishment I was furious as I sat there at the kitchen table, trying to eat lunch.. Mistress was going out that night, going out with HIM, with Adonis! I knew Mistress would be very upset with me if she knew what I was thinking, calling him Adonis instead of Master Adonis and feeling like Mistress belonged to me instead of the other way aroun...
I'm finally getting settled in my new place. I have just moved to LA from Kansas a couple weeks ago and had been set up in an apartment by the sales office at the advertising agent who had hired me right out of college. I was so excited to be in a real city and it was so much different from the rural area I had grown up in. College had been fun and I had don...
*A bit different than my other stories, but shares some similarities. Let me know what you think. xx Vi ***** Kelly sat in a parked car in the San Fransisco Airport parking lot waiting for her father, Rod, to emerge from the terminal. Kelly loved her father and was glad he was visiting all the way from England, but she was not looking forward to him spendi...
As soon as I closed my eyes again, I dozed. I wondered where Gayle was. I lost track of her after I boned her up the ass. I heard the sound of the television in the background and figured she was in the den watching TV. Then, I felt this weird but familiar feeling. At first I thought I was dreaming only it felt so real that I knew it wasn't a dream. My cock...