Ted couldn't sleep. Obviously, there was no way he could go back to work after that, so he clocked out early, went back home, and tried to catch up on his DVR. He ended up watching the same episode of Parks & Rec five times, always sure he would be paying attention this time. Finally, he gave up, went to the fridge, grabbed a beer—weren't there studies a...
Note: ALF: Animal Liberation Front CCD: Colony Collapse Disorder DOA: Department of Agriculture Rosewood California, July 7, 2011, 2:00 A.M., the residence of Barry Sandford, CEO Mrs. Sandford's Honey (a division of Sandford Industries). Bzzz! "Grumble! Snort! Sandford here. Pierce?! Do you have any idea what time it is?!...What do you mean there's been...
I was just getting into my car at the gas station and was about to throw it into reverse when I felt a bump behind me that sent me slightly forward in my seat. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a tiny red car behind me, with a sweet looking lady inside. From the force of the impact I guessed the amount of damage was minimal, and I was considering ju...
The Forfeit, Ch. 4, The Ring John stood in the bar, watching the woman he loved as she walked away. He felt she might change her mind and turn back, but she was resolute. He returned to the table, and sipped his wine, but the joy had gone from the evening. He wondered what he had done, why she had run from him. John watched all the lovers dancing for a few...
Scott turned to the bed, walking with his treasure still caught in his arms. They kissed and shared breath, their hearts beating together. Desi wrapped her legs around his waist, and he felt the dampness of her panties against his flesh. His cock was rigid in his straining shorts, his desire making a wet area on the fabric. Tonight was a night for lovers, a...
Everything started off as a normal day. I was at work and my wife had the day off so she was at home, most likely cleaning. She frequently texts me while I am at work and I will find ways to sneak off to text her back. Today was one of those days where I was feeling incredibly horny so I was texting her about fantasies we had talked about from time to time....
It was late October, 1886. The skies in the New England town of Mohonk were sky blue and the air was crisp and clean. The leaves on the trees and scattered on the ground were delightful shades of bright red, fiery orange, and a crisp yellow brown. The pleasantly chilly days gave way to blustery, cozy nights with clear skies full of bright stars and a huge, f...
"Is this going to hurt?' asked Joel a bit playfully as he stood in the middle of the room. "Yes, it will hurt," Jane replied very matter-of-factly. Joel got nervous, "I mean, in that case, is there anything you can or will do to lessen the hurt?" Jane swiveled her stool and picked up his chart. "Let me see if it says anything about anesthetics." Her big b...
DISCLAIMER: This stories is a fictional parody - Like all fictional parodies none are true, nor are they approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where th...
Chapter 3 - Michelle's Punishment When I finished my call, I looked back at the bed, and was surprised to see both girls fast asleep. Looking out of the window onto the drab concrete grey of the apartment block, I noticed it was beginning to get light. Checking my watch, I saw it was just before four in the morning. Even though the sight of the naked gi...