The "Hands-On" Tit Contest was advertised for Saturday night in Charlie's Bar. There happens to be five girls in the bar and they all decide that it's a great idea to show off their tits so they eagerly enter the contest. The video cameras are pulled out and ready to get all the action. The girls suddenly hesitate because they don't want this recorded. The...
"Tits!" I have always been attracted to breasts, tits, boobs, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, puppies, tatas, pair, hands, bosom, yahoos, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnie...
It's late and the snow has piled up. I don't want to see you drive home and invite you to stay overnight. You agree and I show you to the guest room. The phone rings, so I leave you and head downstairs. You remove your jeans and socks and slip into bed. When I return, I find you snug in bed, but wide awake. I enter the room to say goodnight and ask to give...
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Jonny Cakes. I am a 29 year old lawyer in downtown Toronto. Working in downtown Toronto can sure take a toll on one's self, but it definitely has its advantages as well. Working in the city, you are within throwing distance of anything you could possibly want. Be it the trendy new restaurants or the hottest new...
"Hey, Bill, what company is going to be in the booth next to us?" asked Jack, as he was watching three men unload a strange looking contraption. "I don't know. Let's take a break and walk over there." Said Jack. Introductions were made all around and Rafael started explaining that this handy-dandy little item can produce hours of entertainment. As they bol...
Ever have those neighbors? The ones that seem not quite right for each other, she's pretty hot, he's a good guy but you just know your cock would fit so good between her legs. You can close your eyes, picture her naked body beneath you, your cock sliding so strongly into her body, her face clenched, her mouth wide open, head thrown back, just on the verge of...
My wife, Julie, and I had invited our close friend Mark over for dinner and drinks. Mark was a successful attorney in town and owned his own firm. We had been friends since childhood. Mark had helped us out of several jams and he was always the one person we could count on to be there in a crisis. Needless to say, we were very close. A little over a year ag...
Can pocket tits replace women, as dildos and vibrators have replaced men? "Hey, Vinnie, what you doin' standing there like that?" Angelo walked across the street to where his friend was standing with his hands in his pockets and smiling. "What you mean?" Vinnie stopped smiling, but did not remove his hands from his pockets. "You look like a fool smilin'...
Umm... I don't know as I should lay claim to this, but pop_54's Uni-boob entry. "Yo Mikey." "Al... how goes it." "Cool." "Nice one man... wos on." "Waiting for Bean." "Safe... aint seen Bean for weeks." "Babe trouble man... Delia's got him thumbed down." "Unsafe." "Uncool." "Bean should dump it Al... babe can't rule a guy... unsafe." "Yea, you hit...
It was a night that she wouldn't forget as she walked into the old cemetery. She looked at the old headstones and grinned as she picked out one for her spell. She walked over and stood on it as she looked at the name, thunder rolled in the distance. Alicia was about to try her dead rising spell. She sat on her knees and drew the pentagram in the dirt. She li...