White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
The meeting proved to be quite boring with the exception of Vicki who seemed interested but rebuffed any of my advances although she did smile when she saw me staring at her huge melons. I thought to myself this would be a good excuse to return next week and work on this situation a little more. When I got back to the apartment I saw a message from Janet an...
I awakened four hours later to an empty bed, my body covered with sweat, and a nice case of the shakes. Janet was gone, probably to work. I got up put a classical music selection on (Schubert's Unfinished) and went and got my bottle of scotch. My hands were shaking badly enough that there was no way it was going to get poured into a glass so I forced the bot...
Not too long ago I was sitting catatonic at my computer and there was a knock on my door. I really didn't want to answer as I was thinking about nice titties but went to the door anyway. Opening the door I saw one of my neighbors with a nice smile on her face. "Hi Kate. Nice to see you on this dreary day, you look very nice indeed." My eyes were focused on...
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Jonny Cakes. I am a 29 year old lawyer in downtown Toronto. Working in downtown Toronto can sure take a toll on one's self, but it definitely has its advantages as well. Working in the city, you are within throwing distance of anything you could possibly want. Be it the trendy new restaurants or the hottest new...
I slept for a little while but not too well and my overall state of health was one of achiness, dull throbbing headache, sore cock (well that was good), and a feeling of feverishness. In a few words I felt like death warmed over. I thought for minutes thinking about step 1 in the program of A.A. but couldn't admit that I was powerless over alcohol. My case w...
Little did I realize how our obsessions were beginning to feed off of each other. I had gotten up and the ritual was to snap a few select shots of her gorgeous breasts covered with my cum and one of the shots I used a close-up lens so that the frame was filled with her still erect pink nipple and the white cum making for an erotic shot. I also shot regular p...
Damned itching. I was going nuts, scratching -- on my arms, my legs. Doc said it was nerves. Nerves. Ha! I needed something sweet, is all. Something to fill the emptiness in my stomach. I slipped my hoodie over my bare titties and pulled on my jeans. I wasn't staying in the house just because my arms and legs were covered with this damned red rash. A quar...
"You fucking bitch!" I exclaimed for about the one hundredth time as I saw her holding up a DVD as she boarded the plane. A week ago, I had landed in Mexico, a regular college guy looking to blow off some steam on spring break. What I am now, and will be in the future, entirely depends upon the devious mind of the girl who just boarded the plane, whom I know...
Mike took a good look at Janet and her fantastic breasts, which were bare underneath her t-shirt, nipples showing to tease whoever, and decided to take advantage of the offer. Mike walked over and pulled the shirt up so that it rested on the top of her pear-shaped breasts revealing her eatable brown areolas and nipples. Mike grabbed one of the beauties and b...