Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...
Having had over forty years of experience I'm offering some does and don'ts that I think you'll find extremely helpful in this art and it is one that takes a good deal of practice. Once you've found a willing partner and while I've been told no at first I've not had one woman who has refused me. There is something that they find likable about it. Perhaps it...
There I stood; just outside of my new home, admiring it and feeling oh so good about myself in actually having a home to myself. For all of my life; I've lived with my parents, except for when I was in college for two years. I had always waited for the day that I would have a home to call my own and here it is, and in a lovely neighbourhood too. Ever since...
After experiencing an absolutely heavenly blowjob and titty fuck from my incredibly beautiful and sexy friend Jodi, we cuddled together on her big comfy couch, kissing each other again and again - and again. "I love you, Kenny," Jodi whispered between kisses. "I love you SO MUCH..." I caressed Jodi's sweet face ever so tenderly. "I love you too, Jodi. I've...
I was sitting on my couch nursing a vodka sour when the phone rang. "Hi, this is Tom. How can I help you?" "This is Mette. I have some bad news for you. I'm not going to be able to come and be in your movie as much as I would like to. A client has offered me a lot of money to go away with him for an extended trip. "I'm disappointed but I understand," said...
Author's Note: Apologies this took so long to get out! The next lesson will hopefully arrive much sooner! Enjoy! Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It did not/will not happen in real life and should not be mistaken as such. Lesson #3: Titty-Fucking Starring Alexandra Daddario & Christina Hendricks Codes: MF, MFF, Cons, Oral, Titty-Fuck ***** "Wel...
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...
If You're Even Thinking Of Doing No Nut November, Listen To This, NOW! [F4M] [Script Offer] [No Nut November] [JOI] [Titty Fuck] [Blowjob] Description: I can't believe this! What were you thinking, agreeing to this, what did you call it? No nut November? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Note: This is a script for an erotic audio —————— Scr...
Debby looked up from her computer when she heard at knock at her office door. Standing there was James Coleman, the other vice president of marketing at her job. Although she had never been attracted to white men before, she had to admit that he was gorgeous. He had short curly black hair and bright green eyes. His cheekbones were well defined and the hint o...
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