Episode 01 : Some Fun At Home... It's tough being me sometimes. So handsome. So popular. Such a big dick. Yeah... real tough. Ha ha ha. Ahhhhhh. (Stretching)... Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. God... my mother's beautiful. I happen to mention that cause she laid out in my bed beside me all nude and shit. Mom (Kelly Madison) is famous. One of the...
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...
WARNING : IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PISSING AND PISS STORIES THEN READ SOME OTHER STORY INSTEAD OF THIS ONE... ON SECOND THOUGHT IF YOU DO GET OFFENDED BY IT READ THIS STORY ANYWAY THEN READ SOME OTHER SHIT... THANKS FOR ALL MY PISS LOVING FANS... AND MY CRITICS TOO... THANK YOU TO MY FANS... FUCK YOU TO THE CRITICS... PISSING ALL OVER YOUR ASS, BITCHES PAROD...
Only Billy was not at the gym. He was in the apartment building next door and I met him using our laundry room. And Billy was right up my alley as it were he hit all my sexy guy buttons. Tall, like really tall six foot six, big and muscled. And a big dick. A dick big enough that as soon as I saw it through his sweats as we did laundry one day I wanted it i...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
Jack and Sue were sitting on their couch when there was a knock on the door. It was a package from UPS which surprised Jack as he wasn't expecting anything but Sue was with a grin on her face. "Are you expecting something?" asked Jack. "Something silly," Sue replied. Sue grabbed the package from Jack going to the desk for the razor blade cutter. As she be...
"Will you marry me, Lieutenant?" asked T'Pol. I sat there yet again staring at her. I realised that my mouth was hanging open and quickly closed it. "Think about it, Lieutenant. You'll be able to fuck me whenever you want, be able to put your hands all over me & it won't have to be a secret." T'Pol added as if she was determined to have me one way or the o...
EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my cr...
SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
A TRAILER PARK SOAP OPERA... A REALLY DIRTY ONE... "Damn mama... your pussy grabbin my dick like it owes you money. SHITTTTTTT!! UHHHHHHH!!" "Oh yeahhhh sweetheart. It owes me cummmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm." Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) grinds and bounces faster and faster on my ten and a half inches of white trash cock meat. My bed is creakin and crackin like a moth...