Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
While Tyra is filming her scene with Spence, I'm relaxing in my bedroom with two of my all time favorite sugar mamas, Oprah Winfrey and her best friend Gayle King. I have some rich chicks that like to take care of me, so I let em... and I take care of them with my fat ass cock. It's a mutually beneficial relationship. Oprah bought me a Bentley last time so...
Mike took a good look at Janet and her fantastic breasts, which were bare underneath her t-shirt, nipples showing to tease whoever, and decided to take advantage of the offer. Mike walked over and pulled the shirt up so that it rested on the top of her pear-shaped breasts revealing her eatable brown areolas and nipples. Mike grabbed one of the beauties and b...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
Mike was exhausted after his encounter with Jody and he slept very well that night until the phone woke him up at 8 AM. "This is Mike," he answered sleepily, "What can I do for you?" "This is Janet," she shouted, "Do you remember me. The first woman you ever titty fucked, or at least that's what you told me at the time." "Good to hear from you," said Mike...
I had been waiting all day for the phone to ring. What if she didn't call? I'd done everything exactly like she asked. I'd driven home from her house with the vibrator still deep in my ass. I'd felt it over every speed bump, pot hole, and tiny rock in the road. I'd felt it moving in me everytime I pushed the brakes. My pussy had literally soaked my jeans w...
I woke up laying on Daisy's inner thigh. Her cock was lying right in front of my face. It smelled so good. It smelled like sweet perfume and cum from our previous romp. I smelled it and began rubbing the tip of my nose on it and then slowly I began kissing it. Daisy began to slowly wake up and did her cock. It grew more and more as I continued to kiss it and...
I had a rough day at work. Everything that could go wrong did. Everyone that could be a prick was. Everyone I didn't want to hear from called. So when it finally ended I couldn't wait to get home to Vivian (my wife) and her double-D tits. Nothing relaxes me more than a mouthful of those beauties and my fingers sliding in and out of her pussy. We started of...
Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...