I was sitting on my couch nursing a vodka sour when the phone rang. "Hi, this is Tom. How can I help you?" "This is Mette. I have some bad news for you. I'm not going to be able to come and be in your movie as much as I would like to. A client has offered me a lot of money to go away with him for an extended trip. "I'm disappointed but I understand," said...
I was sitting on the sofa with my coffee and ESPN on the tube (my favorite way to spend a Sunday morning) when my pulse quickened as the phone rang. I knew immediately who it would be. My wife Maria was at church and all our friends and family knew it. I picked up the phone and sure enough it was Kathryn! I knew I was in for a treat. Kathryn was calling to...
Please read the first part "Getting Naked" before this one. There was not supposed to be a part 2, but after so many requests, and one special one, I have tried to go outside my comfort zone a bit. ************* I was chuckling to myself as I made my way back to the bathroom in our bedroom to clean up. This had turned into quite an interesting, and arousin...
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The night started innocently enough, five couples together for a night of socializing. We played some games and then a soak in the hot tub. Ten people in a 6-person tub can get kind of cozy. After a few hours and a few drinks, suits for the most part were gone. There were under water gropes and even above water gropes. The interesting part began we some pe...
[Okay, I admit I thought of the title first, then wrote the story. And it's not funny if I have to explain it.] * "Well, a hand job is $50, a blow job is $100, and I'll do anything you want for $200. And I mean *anything*!" she said, patting her bottom. I had come in for a massage, but I surmised this was a full service outfit. I did think it was suspicio...
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Ray was certainly no Svengali but he did have a certain control or power over me that made me trust him no matter what he 'forced' me do. Early in our marriage it was fun to have someone that recognized my exhibitionism and allowed, even encouraged me to show myself. Except those early times we played it pretty safe, not putting me at TOO much risk. We would...
"Yes, Candy, I'm sure I want to make my stepmother into a submissive sub slut slave," charlotte said to her cousin. "I've done exactly what you told me to do. Charles and I keep her on the edge of orgasm for five or so days using her for every kind of sex we can think of. Then we give her one whole day of continual sex letting her get off as many times as sh...
Divorce is no fun, especially with three children involved. I was lucky that the family's long time nanny provided a constant source of care through the tumultuous separation. I moved into a small house not too far from the house that had housed us all for nearly a decade. The kids came and went, but I discovered I had a freedom not experienced in years. Wh...