What you are about to read is a piece of fiction. What you are about to read is very disgusting bizarre, gross, and in very bad taste. In other words, after you read this you will surely have to masturbate. To paraphrase “Nice Guy” Eddie; “Lady E was so hot you had to jack off to her at least once.” I don’t really know if the above quote applies to th...
My Saturday morning sleep-in was interrupted by an early morning phone call from Jen saying her Mum and Dad had taken her brother to a trampoline competition for the day. Even my sleep-fogged brain didn't need too long to process that instruction. Shit, Shower, shave and shampoo happened in record time. "Come in! Door's open!" was yelled when I rang the do...
Let 'Em Eat Cock! (or How To Bake A Cake For a Bachelorette Party) The perfect thing to serve at a bachelorette party, or at any other girls' night out (or perhaps when you're in a shitty mood and just want to go Lorena Bobbit on some dickhead – this is at least a legal way of getting those feelings out!). So, forget about the calories, and just indulge yo...
2:04. . . 2:05. . . 2:06. . . I finally roll over so that I can't see the green numbers on the damned clock. So dark and winter cold in the house, so quiet and all I can think of is you. I waited an hour, nonchalantly checked a dozen more times, but you didn't message me hello or goodnight. Maybe you couldn't get away; maybe Friday afternoon was enough for y...
"Any chance you can back out of this, maybe call in sick?" asked Tom worriedly, lying fully clothed on his back on Angelina's heart-shaped bed. "We've been over this a million times," replied his lover patiently, from behind the accordion-like 6'0" tall wooden changing area a few feet away. "I've been committed to being a participant in the school's bachelo...
A true story. Early in my teen years, I discovered I loved guy's feet. I even judged a guy by how good looking I thought his feet were. If they smelled, that upped my interest. In high school gym class, I loved to linger in the locker room so I could look at guy's feet. There were some that, to me anyhow, were exquisite. A couple of times, I sneaked the so...
Bzzt. Bzzt. Maddie shot out a pale manicured hand and turned over her phone to check the message. She rolled her eyes when she saw it was from Ben. She turned her attention back to her laptop. She'd finish this chapter then get back to him. Her eyes returned to the long string of black text on a manila background as she scrolled down the page. Bzzt. Bzzt...
It was a beautiful morning and I was sitting in the lawn enjoying nature. I was looking at the snaps of my 21st Birthday which I had celebrated last fortnight. It was winter and I was enjoying the sun shine. I had just come back from the railway station after dropping my mom and dad; they had proceeded on a week long tour. I was planning how to spend the nex...
Chapter I: GETTING THERE Waking up when it is still dark is not my idea of a great way to start a vacation, but we had to be at the airport by eight in the morning, an it would take an hour to drive there. My idea of how to wake up, however, was being fulfilled. The sheet covering me had been thrown back and I could feel a moist tongue brushing against the...
When I woke up in the morning, I needed to digest all that had happened the previous day. I had been aroused by my friend Trish's young son, gotten drunk and let my friend make love to me, and I had enjoyed it, even returning her kisses, sucking her succulent nipples. I made her cum wildly, when I took her with my mouth. It all felt surreal, I could barely...