This is Berk. Home to you and other vikings and creatures of all kinds. My name is Stella Horrendous Haddock the 3rd, daughter of Chieftess Stoica the Vast. Usually, life on this cold rock would drive people to the brink of insanity. But thanks to my "mom", the village has thrived over the years with very little exciting events. My mom is technical...
For several years now I have tried to hold back the ever encroaching commercialism of Christmas by dressing up in an old tattered Santa suit with a lovely and believable old wig, beard and antique bell to make my Christmas Eve rounds of several local hospitals and nursing homes. Ironically you wouldn't expect such institutions to admit a foreign Santa into t...
Little Wolf wasn't entirely sure about this Worm Woman thing. He remembered once catching a glimpse of her in the darkness of her lodge. It had happened last spring when Dancing Bear had finally emerged from his long night with her. The People said that Worm Woman was as old as the red cliffs that surrounded the village. That she had no soul, having lost it...
Clqclq wrapped his appendages around his qoxj. The gesture betrayed how angry he was. Nobody, absolutely nobody, had the right to tell him to quit his endeavor. Hell, he was the Upper Slrf, wasn't he? The Upper Slrf was absolute ruler, ABSOLUTE. Meaning nobody had the right, absolutely nobody... Yes, well, he had been down that path already. Still angry Clqc...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. *** Authors note: Hey play nice in the comments. I write for fun. I write whatever insane thoughts fly through my skull. Then I sit my monkey down in front of the keyboard, and try to have a bit of fun with a story. If you don't like it, SORRY did my best. And yes I really am a truck dr...
Poor Lauren! As she sat there looking at me, it began to dawn on her that her troubles were only just beginning. "What do you want from me?" Lauren asked tearfully. "Humility." I replied casually. "I want you to understand that you can't go through life on your high horse, looking down at everyone else and treating them like shit, without consequences. You...
Check-In The five of them stumble in, oblivious to the contradiction in the camouflage jackets and orange vests they are sporting, and as drunk as the skunks they will probably shoot in lieu of ducks or 'possums or hapless squirrels. The big one named Matt slams his paw down on the counter, inadvertently ringing the silver bell. "Hey," he yells, "Anybody...
This is another true story in a series of stories as relayed to me by my friend Jeff. *********** I continued to visit my grandma on a regular basis, sometimes once, sometimes twice a week and even with age, her sexual appetite never diminished. She could hardly wait for my visits. If I didn't visit, she told me that she masturbated and enjoyed our mutua...
Baby, have you seen, there is a snake in our paradise A serpent that's wriggling between us and freezing our feelings to ice And with each drop of blood we bleed because of this something so precious dies and it feels it really is -Sentenced, Killing Me Killing You- "You dirty, cowardly bastard! How dare you destroy that poor girl's life with your flaccid...
Ralph Henderson's finger trembled shyly at the doorbell button before he summoned the courage to punch it. He was about to meet his future in-laws. There was the sound of padded feet approaching the door. The door opened to display a well-preserved woman in her middle forties, clad informally in a flimsy nightgown. "You must be Ralph," she whispered in a...