Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out! A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computer...
Baby I wish you had been here. It was steaming hot, the first truly hot day of the summer and I was alone in a hotel room with a noisy air conditioner and an itch I just couldn't scratch myself. I had packed quickly for this trip and forgot to include my bag of toys. Alone no toys and as horny as I have ever been. This was the predicament I found myself in....
"Wow, that movie was great." Erin commented as they left the theater across the street from their apartment. They had been to see the latest summer blockbuster, and though they usually didn't like these types of movies this one was great. Landon agreed, having already seen this movie once he wanted his wife to see it as well. They linked hands and wandered d...
She sat in the small black chair turning back and forth while her eyes followed the words on the computer screen in front of her. One hand rested on the mouse to scroll down when she had need. The other rested on the cool wood of the desk. The house was now quite as night had crept up. Tired, eyes dry and wanting to fall asleep she felt with just a slight pu...
For months now she had pondered an idea of getting back to join internet community people. She had come to know its advantages and disadvantages. She knew of how it brought people together from every state. Her new computer was going to her latest toy to compensate for her husband being mentally away when home then off to work on the night shift which began...
My wife and I have a great sex life and after a Friday night talk about fantasies, it became even more fulfilling. We were relaxing after making love, her head on my chest, softly caressing each other when I asked her about her sexual fantasies. She didn't answer right away. I could tell by the silence that she was trying to find a way to tell me without mak...
You are 27 years old. Your name is Brandon. Your girlfriends name is Kara. You just moved into an apartment together, things are pretty serious. You are extremely loyal to her but you often wonder if she is as dedicated. After about a month living together the day to day life started to get boring. Kara doesn't seem interested in sex as much as she used to b...
Word travels fast on the college scene. Me, and two of my three BFFs - Isabelle and Ellie, all are now starting our Freshman year at USA in Mobile. Our third BFF, Reagan, has gone the opposite direction and is at Florida State in Tallahassee. Sophie, my live-in slave-girl, is starting her Freshman year at Bishop State College in Mobile. Before she met me, he...
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Dinner & Wine at the Warf: Fresh seafood and a bottle of red wine was the perfect aphrodisiac for the evening. Their 10-year anniversary weekend was just what they needed -- some time to relax and focus on one another. They both had the feeling that tonight was a perfect night to get a little tipsy and then get a little crazy back at the hotel. Flirting o...