I had the munchies. I don't know and I don't care what they call it today; seems like almost everything I say today is 'so old school' that it is laughable. We used to call that passé' but even passé' is old school. Anyway, I had just smoked a bong of some primo shit; oh, let me guess, 'primo' is old school too. So, is calling my weed 'shit,' right? Noneth...
Fall has arrived on the central coast of California. The rain hasn't started, and the days are still on the warm side. Therefore, my favorite lady; Catherine and I are at Sequoia National Park. It is cooler over here, however the days are still warm enough to allow for short sleeves or no sleeves. We have been wearing next to nothing all week. Catherine and...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
It was my eighteenth birthday and I have been planning for the last two years how I was going to get out of this God forsaken hell hole my father had me living in. After my mom passed away two years ago my dad just went down the tubes. He sold our house, bought a trailer and moved us into a trailer park. I hated it there. The only people that lived there wer...
I Newly divorced from my wife of seven years. No kids, and no real ties to speak of, so what was I to do? I was feeling adventurous, and since I was still young, I decided to move to the western part of the state that I live in. I live in Virginia, by the way, and going west in Virginia means going to the mountains. It also means going to the land of the tr...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
Summertime is winding down as another year flies by. The years seem to move faster since I retired three years ago. This summer has been fantastic here on the Central Coast of California. It began in late spring when I took my travel trailer out of storage and hit the road. I spent a week up in Morro Bay where I met a nurse from Santa Maria, California. (Ba...
My name is Robert Anthony and I'm a retired gentleman living in Pismo Beach. I've enjoyed many happy adventures with the local ladies living on California's Central Coast. Last month while visiting Diamond Adult World, a neighborhood sex shop, I was lucky enough to receive a fabulous blowjob from a 'mystery lady'. I use the term mystery lady, because I don't...
Many thanks to Oldnakeddad for the editing this second installment, your efforts, as always, are much appreciated. This is the second chapter, of hopefully several more, that trace a man's return to the world of single people following a divorce. Hope y'all enjoy. *** From a four bedroom, three bathroom house to a twenty-three foot travel trailer. ****...
Houdini and the Invisible Fence Marshall Texas~ The winds of change blew us to Marshall, Texas. Loaded up a U-Haul and moved. There was about a half a dozen reasons why but the most important reason was Sandra's Grandmother had been given less than a year to live by her doctors. We had been making trips back and forth on weekends but that was getting less...