I had the munchies. I don't know and I don't care what they call it today; seems like almost everything I say today is 'so old school' that it is laughable. We used to call that passé' but even passé' is old school. Anyway, I had just smoked a bong of some primo shit; oh, let me guess, 'primo' is old school too. So, is calling my weed 'shit,' right? Noneth...
Edited by Mustang Sally Sam looked up as his pretty wife came into the room. His brows furrowed and his lips pursed together in unconscious concern as he watched her. When they had moved from Denver down to Albuquerque six months ago she had become withdrawn and lonely, spending most of her time on the phone with old friends. He didn't want her to feel isol...
I didn't plan for this story to be so sad and bittersweet. I'm sure many of my readers have dealt with the pain of knowing someone whose life has changed because of a drunk driver. Be careful this holiday season. * The cold wind went straight through me. I grabbed the edge of my winter jacket and held it tighter against my body. The wool scarf and mitts on...
"BABE... CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME TO WORK? MY DAMN CAR WON'T START. PLEASE." My girlfriend Kat (Kat Dennings) asks. I'm in the shower... kinda busy... so I ignore her. My mama (Beth Chapman) is sucking me off while I shower. She's kneeling down in front of me, deepthroating all ten inches of my thick dick of awesome. I'm smiles and washing, watching mama's b...
NEW SERIES ABOUT TRAILER PARK SEX ADDICTION... DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT STORIES... SLEAZY AND WHITE TRASHY AS FUCK... ***** "Mmmmmmm. I love the way you suck my titties baby. Yeahhhhh!!" My girl former mocha skinned pornstar Mone Divine hugs my head to her ample, all natural chest as I suck them big mocha titties. Damn, they taste good. Mone's got hug...
PART 3 IN MY SERIES ABOUT TRAILER PARK SEX ADDICTION... THIS ONE IS INTERRACIAL... BRING ON THE SWEET BLACK TRAILER PARK PUSSY... "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... OH MY FUCKING GOD!! YES BABYYYYYYYYYY!! GIVE MAMA THAT SWEET WHITE DICK!! MMMMMMM... HMMMMMMMMMM!!" My mama Oprah (Oprah Winfrey) is enjoyin my big ass white fuck stick in her sweet mama black pussy. We're h...
"CUT! CUT" Screamed the director at Eric. "What the hell are you doing Strong? Those are not the lines." A few days had passed and we were on the set shooting the first episode of the season. We had barely begun the first scene with Eric and he was already going off script. The director let it go a few times before getting in his face about it. "Why the he...
How a knockout eighteen year old becomes obsessed with older men of wealth and power, but especially a lust for men with enormous cocks. The day I discovered my red-neck stepdaddy had a gargantuan cock. I came home early from school because of some half-day for some teachers workshop. As I walked up the dirt road to the trailer I saw two black girls my age...
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
It had been three weeks since I had met the girl from the trailer park. I couldn't get her out of my mind and yet I could not convince myself to call her number. She was way too sweet and young to be my lover; that only left her being my hooker connection and I wasn't sure that was a relationship I wanted. As good as it was I admit that I drive by her place...