I was on a two week business trip in Omaha, Nebraska. During the weekend, when the office was closed, I decided to do some sight-seeing. There was a corn maze about an hour out of town that I went to check out. It was pretty boring, so I didn't stay long. I was driving back towards Omaha. It was a beautiful day, so I had the windows open and the radio blari...
The limousine driver's voice sounded strained over the mobile phone. "She's feeling giddy! I repeat, she's fucking hyper giddy! You guys better get ready." The word spread like wildfire. Although it caused everybody to be concerned, the crew waited with anticipation for her arrival while the news filled the director with dread. He immediately started snapp...
"Hey, dumbass!" "Huh?" A shotgun blast hits the ground in front of my dimwitted cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) feet. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Spence jumps higher than he ever has and runs off to the next trailer, hiding from my girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "ARE YOU CRAZY, PENNY?" Spence shivers in fear, tucked behind a stack of wood pallets. "Ha ha ha...
The three stoners woke up the next morning around 11 to the baby crying. They were all three naked, Sky and Cindy were cuddled together and Sunny for some reason was lying opposite them with his head down by their feet. "Mother fucker," Sky exclaimed as she got up to check on the baby; before leaving the room, she leaned over and kissed Cindy. Cindy's head...
I was still basking in the glow of the great sex I had with Troian in her trailer when I arrived on set a few days later after a break in production had given us a few days off. As usual, I couldn't wait to finish the work day and hopefully spend some time alone with some of the girls again, bit as it turns out, I wasn't going to have to wait that long this...
I will love for everyone to give me a comment on my story about my sister. Even if I am in the wrong. I want all opinions. Sorry for my venting! ***** I have always thought my sister was the prettiest even though her weight was a BBW size weight. I was the skinny one even though now I am a BBW but not as much as my sister is. Her personality was what I wan...
EPISODE 02 IN THIS SERIES ABOUT TRAILER PARK SEX ADDICTION... EACH EPISODE HAS A DIFFERENT CAST BESIDES ME... ENJOY THE SLEAZY WHITE TRASH FUCK FUN "UHHHHH... Damn baby... your dick feels even bigger than normal. You takin something?" Slapping Alia Janine's slutty ass. "Fuck no baby. I don't need that shit." Grabbing her hair, Pounding her slick, used up p...
The phone jangled unceremoniously as dawn's glow enveloped the flickering remains of the star studded heavens. It was Uncle Harvey, and he needed someone to watch over his remote acreage while he was in the hospital. Harvey was older than history, refusing to succumb to the trials of life and the advancements of modern technology, spending the greater part o...
The sunlight filtered through my thin eyelids, calling me to wake. I sighed and looked across the room. The shades had never been pulled shut, and a welcomed change in the Portland weather sent sunshine streaming through all six windows. I blinked a few times, trying to situate my left contact back into place. It was a moment before I remembered why the sh...
At the age of 40 I found myself without personal direction. I had a pretty good job working the evening shift at the Kennedy Space Center and it was going well but my personal and financial life was in a shambles. My wife of 17 years decided to divorce me and the judge ruled in her favor most of the time. That left me without a home and few resources to get...