The following is a complete and unabridged list of the ten best reasons that no female should ever be afflicted by or otherwise have the misfortune of being my girlfriend. The reason this is being done is to simplify and streamline the rejection procedure. From now on all females can now simply quote the reason by number rather than actually explaining or ot...
So last night my Ex decided to do something completely uncharacteristic, but I should give you some background first... You see we still live together, neither is willing or wanting to leave the house that we live in. In fact I am not certain that we could at this point in time. Separate rooms and barely any contact aside from greeting as we pass one anothe...
Many men and women no doubt believe that a guy who finds unshaved women—especially very hairy women—sexually appealing must be abnormal. Are they right? Well, as with most things concerning sex, it depends. If finding hairy women a turn-on is abnormal—and let's not beat about the bush (no pun intended): by "abnormal" we mean "sick" and "perverse"—is being...
"Hey, Jas how are the readings?" Dr. Eiansaur yelled to his assistant behind a wall of screens, she and two others kept careful eyes on the screens. "Looking good sir, the arms are spinning at optimum speed, power and gravity are in the green and we have the coordinates set where ready at anytime," a beautiful blond yelled in response smiling in glee and an...
My name is Mike, I am 18 years old, and just recently this strange story happened to me... One night I had a strange dream. A strange voice whispered to me that I had gained the ability to swap body parts with anyone by wearing their clothes. It told me that the part of the body that the clothes belong to will change. It also said that I could complete the e...
Humans, we are explorers, we yearn deep inside to go where no one has gone before. To tame new lands, to face new challenges, to discover new wonders. Inside each of us is an adventurer. In the real world there are no new mountains, but in UO there is more than you could dream of. New lands, new races, new sights sounds and smells. It doesn't matter who you...
Your name is Alex and you are 18 years old. And recently, there were big changes in your life, as soon as you got the swap remote. You were having breakfast in the kitchen this afternoon when you heard the doorbell ring. You got up and opened it, but when you looked around, all you saw was a box on the doorstep. You decided to take it home and examine it in...
One or more of the main character’s female family members and close friends are going to get possessed or body swapped. The one who gets their body is going to be a bit of a pervert, and obviously heavily involves the main character in the use of said body. I am personally only marginally good at setting up threads. Please don’t expect me to get into the “ni...
You've always loved to cross dress and try on other peoples clothes. The thrill of wearing other peoples clothing makes your heart flutter and your skin feel tingly. On your 18th birthday, while your friends and family are gathered around singing to you, you blow out your candles and wish. You wish to be able to swap your body parts with whomever owns the cl...
You've been dating Sam for a long time, even thinking of popping the question sometime soon. She's perfect in every way, and its near your second anniversary. You have your own apartment together, living with each other to count on. Maybe life is far from perfect, but you have each other. Of course, sometimes life throws you a curve ball. You wake up one mor...