You should never have thrown out my old leather jacket. I've had the jacket since high school. Not that I wear it all that often (it had gotten a bit too tight if you want to know the truth), and I know you've been riding me for years to get rid of it. But I never actually agreed to throw it out, and I was shocked when I went looking for it and you casually...
"Tomorrow is trash day!" my wife called down to me in the kitchen. "You need to get the trash out to the street." "No, problem, I'm on it." I returned to her request. I started picking up the trash room by room, in the large trash bag. When picked up the kitchen trash and dumped it into the collection bag, I got the surprise of my life. A used condom from t...
When you're an assistant principal at a high school, your main job is to be the ass-kicker. You get stuck dealing out the punishment to problem students and troublemakers. You try to straighten them out while they're still in never-never land, so when they get into the real world they don't get their asses kicked in a permanent way. And once in a while, one...
After our company moved people to a new building 25 miles away, I was the only one in the building 2 days a week to keep an eye on the datacenter until we could get it moved to the new location. I didn't mind as with no one else in the building, I could get more done and be able to concentrate on things without interruption. One of the other nice things abo...
ONCE AGAIN EDITED FOR ME BY THE INCOMPARABLE "WIRES" WITHOUT WHOSE HELP THIS WOULD BE A FAR, FAR POORER STORY. I TWEAKED IT A LITTLE AFTER HE RETURNED THE DOCUMENT TO ME SO, AS ALWAYS, ANY ERRORS ARE WHOLELY MINE. Kyle Williams had a dream. It was a simple dream as many are, but like many dreams it required something of an effort to make it come true. Oh, s...
The Driver I am a Refuse Removal Technician or, more commonly, a garbage man. Really, garbage men are athletes they send in at the end of an already-decided athletic event. Me, I work against the clock to keep customers happy. Want to get someone upset? Just don't pick up their refuse after a week. I drive alone and use a lifting apparatus to put customers'...
First story I've ever posted on this site. Hope you all enjoy. --------------- The world is just a boring, ordinary place from my point of view, but I could just be referring to my own boring life when I say that. As I sit in my bed on this early morning I can't help but believe my life is just all down hill from this point on. Being an eighteen year old y...
"Hey! Alan." It took me a few moments looking round the crowded club before I saw who had called out to me. "Sorry Rachel, how are you" I said when I reached her table. "I couldn't see you in the press." "I was waving to you You're tall enough to see my arms. Perhaps something else -- or should I say someone else distracted you. I waved but did you see...
I had begged and begged Margarite for the anniversary present I wanted most, and finally she agreed. She'd know I had a fetish for watching women puke, but she had never agreed to do it herself. But finally after weeks of begging, she decided it might be interesting to see what it was like. She had watched some of my videos- all those beautiful women emptyin...
Johnny took a bite from his egg sandwich and glanced out the large window as two short figures scurried by. He watched as the two kids climbed into a dark SUV and closed the doors. The driver casually waved at someone standing on the sidewalk. Turning his head Johnny noticed a woman in a jacket with a few rollers still in her hair quickly wave and th...