A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
Greetings, everybody. I have an announcement to make! My name is Ray Blackstone. I am a tall, good-looking young black man from Boston. I'm a student at Central Boston Institute of Technology or CBIT. It's a small, four-year private college with a focus on computing and engineering. It's the setting of most of my adventures. What can I say? College life was...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
Morning came, and the smell of breakfast filled the apartment. I'd taken a few cooking classes way back when since my parents never did teach me. I was decent. I scrambled some eggs and cooked some sausage as well. Soon enough, I was scooping it out onto a couple of plates. "Morning, Joanna," Shawn's voice said as he came out of the bedroom. He had a bad c...
"Hey lady, Whatcha doing?" Dianne asked Susan over the telephone. "Just cleaning my house." She replied. "What do you have in mind?" 'There is a costume party tonight at Dan's farm. Everyone is dressing as Trailer Trash. I thought you would like to go." Susan laughed at the suggestion. "Trailer Trash Night Huh?" she said with a smile. "Come on it wil...
I've often wanted to write about an incident in my life that at times is disturbing to me and at times is very erotic. The disturbing part comes from the fact that as a man, I allowed myself to become aroused in the presence of an unsuspecting and perhaps unwilling woman, without any consideration of her feelings. In my mind, I was crazy with lust for her bu...
He called me on my land line and said "I'm coming over to get my boots. Tonight at 8 PM. And I want my costume cleaned and pressed and laid out on a chair." And then he hung up. My heart was pounding. But I did not know what to do - I hadn't spoken to G in a month and the last time we had spoken it was a bitter argument. He had the nerve to try to scold me -...
This is a story about an affair between El Muy Lorenzo, a 36-year old Assistant Professor in the Department of Shitology at U-TRASH, and N, a brilliant 23-year old undergraduate student. It is told through Lorenzo's conversations with his psychiatrist Dr. Shitsteak. We should say a few words about N, but the reader must respect the fact that what we relate...
This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe ****** At the first WWE Live Event of 2004, 'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner is returning from the ring following a quick and easy match with a local wrestler that he practically demolished. Steiner, dressed in black wrestling tights and boots, strokes his blond and black haired...
Terri Martin was doing the slow burn when she hit the elliptical at the gym. No, it wasn't a slow burn any more. The slow burn had happened when she'd uncovered a box in the basement of the house this morning. Hurt, anger, and jealousy where burning quite nicely at this point and had only grown in intensity on the drive to the gym where she worked out three...