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Dark Angel: Fertility Ch. 02

by inyotefi on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Terminal City... The glow of the black motorcycles headlamp glinted across the tracks as it entered the train yard. "Hey watch your hands," Max yelled at Alec as she fixed her yellow tinted shades. Alec who sat behind her on the bike moved his hands from just under her breasts down over her waist. "I told you; us having sex was no more than Manticore's b...

Virtues of Being Bi

by Ed0613 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I am not gay, or even Bi. I am just a horny old man who likes women so well he easily understands how one woman could make love to another and completely ignore men. If I were female, I would definitely be bi or maybe even a full blown lesbian. I know if I were a woman, I wouldn’t want some crusty, sweaty man to stick a dripping cock in my face and expect m...

Buttweasel And The Fat Chick

by Buttweasel on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Leonard James "Buttweasel" Crabthorne was out on the prowl, and he was hungry for butt. Not a day went by when he didn't want to slip his crafty old sausage up some craven sphincter and today was no different. Wearing his best wig, a fine pair of stalking boots and a giant poncho, he was a visual education in magnificence. On entering his favorite drinking...

50 Shades of Roast Duck

by Arancini_Love on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

What? You've never had duck? Let's make a date, my house, Saturday night, 7 p.m. Wear something casual. I age the duck. Clean it, split it, remove the backbone (which I save for the gravy ... see below), make small gashes in its skin (don't go into the muscle!), salt it down, put it on top of a rack, and let it sit in a cool place about 4 days. Fridge in...

Gilligan's Island Fantasy

by ElderDirt on Nov 6, 2018
Erotic Couplings

When I was growing up, I used to watch the reruns of "Gilligan's Island" and thought how improbable the whole plot was. How could you get stranded on a mysterious island with two beautiful women – the glamorous and vampy Ginger and the cute and wholesome Mary Ann – and not make a move on either one. As a young man with raging hormones, my lewd fantasies we...

Fed Up with Tiny Tom

by MildmanInVA on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

*************************** Synopsis: Tom Williams let himself go, and after 12 years of marriage, his beautiful wife had only increased in beauty, and needed more, which she found in her 20 year old lover and her pathetic short dicked husband. *************************** Thirty-two year old Shannon Williams stood naked at the bathroom vanity looking at h...

Barbara's Night

by Greenalecks on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

Barbara had finally turned 40 and she really did not like it. However, she was tall, willow slender and contrary to her negative body awareness Barbara was in reality, quite a striking woman. Her husband, Peter had long since grown tired of her and had pitifully neglected his connubial duty. Several years her senior he had taken to inappropriate flirting wit...

Klassy Lady: Working Holiday Ch. 01

by catomanytales on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

Hello! I'm Paul, Chloe's husband, and this is the third account we've written about her adventures as a "Loving Wife." If you haven't read the first two installments, I'll quickly go over what you need to know. Chloe has straight brown hair that she used to wear short. She's let it grow, and now it's just above her shoulders. It's a different look, but st...

Nude TV Ch. 02

by caspankster on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Dan Colbert and Janice Washington were beginning their second month as co-hosts of Naked AM, a morning talk show for the Naked Television Network. Their show was developed to use news stories, and guests, to allow their viewers to become more comfortable living a clothes free life. Dan and Janice had accepted their job responsibilities, mainly that they ha...

Buttweasel and the Mass Gaying

by Buttweasel on Apr 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

This is obviously heavy satire. Also, there is no sexual activity involving people under the age of 18. * Buttweasel had heard about the gays, and he was terrified. All they seemed to do was mince around, bleaching their own anuses, and butt-scissoring each other until they got AIDS. What's more, it seemed they wanted to spread their vile practices to the...