by
maxdname
on Mar 27, 2019
Humor & Satire
Here is some stuff that I wrote that made me laugh. Hope it does you, too [what the fuck does that mean?].
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I have a great-grandmother, still alive at 92 years old... but we're not close... I owe her money. My attorney wants me to "wait her out."
I was a victim of identity theft not too long ago. But the guy turned himself in... He was afraid I'd ruin HI...
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by
ladytellmemore
on Sep 19, 2017
How To
My boyfriend and I have been together for nearly 20 years, so when asked how we get along so well, that's probably the best explanation. We're not even really super-open folks... we "swerve" around more than swing and we really don't make a huge effort to be wild "open" people. But since we've both been asked so many times in so many ways how we make it work...
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by
Santee110x
on Jun 25, 2019
Loving Wives
THURSDAY EVENING DINNER
I harangued my wife, Amy, "I've gotta get that promotion to vice president. With the VP bonuses we would move from the ranks of the rich to the truly wealthy. All kind of corporate perks come with a VP position in our company." We were enjoying a lovely dinner of Dover Sole and an expensive bottle of French White Burgundy at our favo...
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by
Player0
on Jun 5, 2018
Erotic Horror
Interview with the Lesbian Vampire Cougars
Interview 3: Regina the Muse
People sometimes wonder what I do to my quarry, as the matron of this household they assume I must be the cruellest of the cruel, one who's sadism trumps my daughters in every way shape and form, one who is indeed a native of hell must know cruelty and how to inflict suffering and mort...
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by
DaddyIrishman
on Jun 19, 2018
NonHuman
A huge thank you to my editor Tex Beethoven for another amazing job and collaboration, thank you Tex you rock!!
Book 1
Chapter 11
The next morning came rather too quickly for both Dante and Lily; they were both feeling the effects of the previous night's excesses when they woke up. Odin and Victoria knew what a big night it had been for the two of them...
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by
Arthur_Guy
on Jul 30, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
With their first mission behind them (which I titled, "Curse of the Whore's Temple," but forgot to include this in the first chapter), so begins the second part, and their next mission from the Mysterious Wizard. I hope you all enjoy!
Part-II: Season of the Bitch
Chapter-6: Lia & Owen
Owen Crue had come to the Lolamach, and as the Ladies of the Tow...
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by
celesteandjim
on Sep 26, 2017
Anal
Conclusion: Go Pick Apples
Celeste:
We are at the end of the guide. I've volunteered to write a summary of the physical part, how to have great anal sex. Jimmy gets the harder assignment dealing with emotion, why to have great anal sex.
Here's my non-scientific explanation for how anal sex can take a woman to a pleasure point she might not even know exist...
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by
mintabal3239
on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives
Babu sat up. An idea that might work flashed upon him. He considered it from every angle. He found no flaw. Like all good solutions it was simple. It was based on the age-old barter principle. He worked on it and after two days got it all down on paper. He read the note with hope more than satisfaction. He waited for an opportunity to spring it on his unsusp...
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by
Samuelx
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
By now, I trust that I require no introduction. Just in case you're new to reading about my exploits, I shall give you the rundown. The name is Stephen. Big and tall young Black man living in the Province of Ontario, Canada. My fans know me as The Hijab Hunter. Let me tell you about my latest victim, uh, encounter, I mean. I've had the pleasure of hooking up...
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by
Krystal0690
on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives
To the Highest Bidder
The elevator took me to the eighth floor. The full-length glass wall gave a dramatic view of the neighborhood as I ascended. This was the first time I'd been here. Dressed in a hot red satin skirt and matching platforms, with a contrasting black button up shirt, I looked very high class, yet delectable. Still, I was nervous. There was...
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