"Her pussy is where?" "Look at these pictures of naked human women I got off the internet on Earth!" "Damn Samsaweel, now that is some strange stuff!" "I suggest we fly our saucer from Uranus to Earth, Kawkabel, and check this out for ourselves." "But we are green, Samsaweel. Those earthlings are either white, black, yellow, or red. I don't see any that...
This one was definitely written with tongue firmly ensconced in cheek. Thanks to both my first draft readers for their valuable feedback, and to my editor who kept the brakes on, before I got TOO carried away. And thank you for all the kind comments and feedback on my first two stories. I hope you like this little adventure. -,-'-{{@ "Damn it, Allen! It's...
Disclaimer: This is an erotic story. You must be 18 to read this story, be able to read erotica in your community and not be offended by the contents of it. If you are not 18, live in an overly repressed community, or are easily offended, move on. This is not for you. This story is fiction and as such is protected under the first amendment. The people refe...
Disclaimer: All characters are 18 or older. Author's Note: Sorry this took so long, as I find I can't make myself write smut or it doesn't turn out very well. Thanks for all your wonderful comments and ratings! I really appreciate the feedback. Let me know what you're interested in seeing next! Hope this extra long chapter makes the wait worth it. Future ch...
Hello Preston, Do you remember me? I'm Angela. With me on my knees and with you having a view of the top of my head more than any other part of me, you may not remember what I look like. You may not remember my pretty face. Other than recognizing my big tits, your favorite part of me along with my talented mouth, you may not remember who I am at all, espec...
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======================== With understanding comes responsibility, and absolution ======================== I woke, and it was still dark out. I experienced that incredible feeling of a warm mouth on my cock. I slowly came to, enjoying the sensation. I felt a body pressed against my side, an arm thrown across my chest. Kelly was clinging to me in her sleep....