Turkey Baster Stories

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The XB-900, My Happy Valentine Toy

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * Man invents the perfect Valentine masturbation toy. Dave is my next door neighbor and he's always busy doing something in his workshop. He thinks of himself as something of an inventor but, except for a few around the house, handy dandy gadgets that he created, I haven't seen anything of significance...

Getting Even with Teresa

by IrresistibleOlivia on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Teresa was a tease, I never liked her. I thought she was hot, I've been with her, but I never liked her. She's been to my parties before, she knows the expectations of being a female at my parties, but she always insisted on being the prude. It's bothered me. She, in and of herself, is an annoying person, but she has the right to be annoying at her own leisu...

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

by Harddaysknight on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

I had been looking forward to the first day of rifle deer season much as I used to look forward to Christmas when I was a kid. It always falls on the first Monday after Thanksgiving in Pennsylvania and is a bit of a state holiday. Many schools close because a large number of students from junior high up, as well as many teachers, will be in Penn's Woods that...

Monday, What a Day

by Bethyboo on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Monday arrives and I find that I have overslept. I roll over in my bed and look at the clock. It is already 11 am and the sun has been filtering in through the filmy curtains. The room is like a sweat box so I reach to open the window. Just a few more minutes to lie here, listening to the birds in the trees, the soft breath of wind as it stirs the curtains,...

Where's the Turkey Baster?

by regularguy13 on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

All characters having sex are over eighteen. Thanks to my diligent editor who helped out on this project. ***** Thursday 1:40 am "Where's the turkey baster?" Emma asked with a soft laugh to the back of the man she had surprised in the kitchen. It was well after midnight. She giggled and added, "You're naked," JT was rattled. He apologized, "I hope my nu...

Impregnating Alice Ch. 05

by eatoure on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

The following week was pretty frantic. Curt pitched the deal. Acting like he had never met her before, Gabe wrote a report that Alice was healthy, of above average intelligence, and that there was no awful hereditary disease in her family. Mr. Numbnuts bought it, especially after he saw a picture of Alice looking innocent and sweet. Curt drew up papers and...

Planet Alpha-Aleph Needs Your Help

by Ozytron on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

Alex opened his eyes groggily, his head aching, and struggled to place himself. His surroundings felt bizarre. He was lying on a bed of some kind, its cushioning firm but pleasant. The ceiling appeared to be far above him, and it shined like rubies, a rich, vibrant red. For a second he wondered if he was in a cathedral of some kind, and he tried in vain to r...

Watching Her Go Ch. 02

by magiconnecticut on Sep 25, 2017
Fetish

Readers: This continues the story of Angie and Brent. It might get a bit odd for some of you, but don't be put off by the flow of the narrative. They're just having fun exploring the edge of reason. Enjoy! * We walked from the bathroom and turned towards my bedroom. She headed right for the bed. Based on her last statement, I fully expected her to lie down...

Gemini Triad Ch. 03

by JordonLynn on Sep 13, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Gemini awoke in the most pleasant manner she could think of; with her cheek resting against a firm, hard-nippled breast and her hand wrapped around a nice hard cock. Was there a better way to wake up? Yes, not having to pee so badly she was afraid of wetting the bed. Reluctantly releasing her hold on the inspiringly hard cock, Gemini gently lifted her fac...

Sweet Shop Treats

by neonkitty on May 29, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Mona and Luke were best friends ever since they could walk. They attended the same schools, favored the same foods, loved the same genres. So it wasn't that big of a shock that they got married. Mona was a raven haired beauty with brown eyes, her bust was large, but that wasn't what drew Luke to her. They had a mutual liking of sweets. Luke's hair was blond...