Turnip Stories

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Jack O' Lantern - A Halloween Story

by The_Technician on Nov 12, 2019
Erotic Horror

This extremely mild tale is almost non-erotic. I struggled with which category to use and finally decided on Erotic Horror. Erotic Detective Story would be closer. A good friend of W's passes on without ever solving The Jack O'Lantern Kidnappings. He leaves his files to W, and W decides to solve the case. This story is not overly-sexual, but very Halloween,...

Logging Gorean Style

by Joseki Ko on Sep 14, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

[19:17] *JosekiKo looks around the ship he bought this morning thinking this ought to be interesting* [19:17] *CrimsonFW holds onto the rail blanching slightly as She feels the floor move beneath Her feet.* [19:18] turnipTPS: good evening beautiful Mistress, she offers warm greetings [19:18] JosekiKo: Thanks turnip [19:18] CrimsonFW: greetings turnip. [...

Danny Boy - A Halloween Story

by The_Technician on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This is more whimsical and humorous than it is erotic. But then humor is always erotic. "He makes me laugh," is one of the most often given reasons for a woman to love an otherwise unattractive, unlovable man. The story does contain descriptions / reference to normal sex, oral, anal, and masturbation. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = WARNING! All o...

Sex in San Francisco

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

At nine o'clock on a Saturday morning in May, Herman climbed off the turnip truck in San Francisco. Actually, it wasn't a turnip truck, it was a Greyhound Bus and Herman climbed off at the Seventh Street Terminal. Calling it a turnip truck is another way of pointing out that Herman was a yokel, a rube, a hick, a jay, or whatever word is used nowadays for a t...

Link to the Princess

by Nicegent42 on Apr 22, 2025

Chapter 1 - Brawl Link, Champion of Hyrule, The Hero Awoken from a Long Slumber, stood off to the side on the battle grounds’ stage. Pulling the string on his bow back as far as it would go he aimed at his target who was occupied with another foe. Today he had left his own land of Breath of the Wild to enjoy some no stakes sparring matches in the shared land...

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A Cheerleader's Cherry

by JesterHaT on Sep 11, 2017
First Time

Melissa Haley walked across the 5th wing hallway and felt eyes piercing through her green blouse and tight jeans. A group of geeks drooled as their heads moved with her hypnotizing walk while a group of skateboarders watched her in disgust. She turned her head only to greet few of other cheerleaders and football players, but ignored the rest. Melissa pulled...

Rule of Thumb Ch. 12

by ElRoylk on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Loren popped in at the end of the day, almost everything about her signaling that subtle change I'd noticed in the morning. She was wearing a Western-style gingham shirt and a pair of denim that I'd never seen her in and fit her like a glove. She moved with a breezy air and casual sense. But her hair was the most noticeable change. She'd always worn it short...

Love You Forever Pt. 01

by Storiest on Sep 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Love You Forever..." started as an idea for a 3,000 word contribution to the Halloween contest and it turned out to have a life of its own. I have the complete story almost finished, so as I'm dedicating myself to the editing process, I'm releasing the lengthy story in sections manageable both for your reading and for my editing. The next chapter should be...

Building Ships

by Joseki Ko on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

[19:17] *JosekiKo looks around the ship he bought this morning thinking this ought to be interesting* [19:17] *CrimsonFW holds onto the rail blanching slightly as She feels the floor move beneath Her feet.* [19:18] turnipTPS: good evening beautiful Mistress, she offers warm greetings [19:18] JosekiKo: Thanks turnip [19:18] CrimsonFW: greetings turnip. [...

Weaver of Love

by MaxwellSpanx on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

The carriage rocked from side to side while William de Mort gazed out of the open window. His eyes fixed on a castle that dominated the lush green valley. The castle's tall rectangular keep sat secure behind a stone ring of imposing fortifications. Still, the young Baron felt unimpressed and slammed the shutter closed. "To think I inherited this... No wonder...