The room was lit with only a blush of colored lights. There was some kind of lame pseudo-metal music playing in the background. In the main room, Sarah and Greg danced seductively, still quite alone in the crowd. The little side room where Andy stood was packed to the brim with potential customers waiting for their drinks. Andy was having a hard time focusin...
Hey everyone! Tonight, I'm going to be spending a good bit of time talking about baby-making activities because my sister just had a baby. She called me up the other day and said, "Sean, I had a baby!" Had. As in past tense. As in there was a baby, but there is not a baby anymore. She tells me, "I had a baby!" Oh really? What happened to it? Did you lose i...
Barbie had been having trouble with a leaky toilet for days now. She had tried many times to get a plumber. In her area they were like gold dust, but today she had managed to find one. He was due at 1.30. Exactly at 1.30. the doorbell rang. Well he was punctual at least. She opened the door and was greeted by a rather hunky plumber who said his name was Robe...
25 April 2012, 14:24 Headquarters Building, Fantastic Four Living Quarters Well halleluiah. I just finished work on a new project. A little early. It does not happen often, but it does happen. Sue is out. Johnnie is out. Ben is out. Does anybody else have anything to do around here? Cripes, just because I have four PhDs, you would think that the government...
There are lots and lots of survival guides teaching you how to survive hunting the creatures that go bump in the night. Guides on how to persevere through attacks by aliens and robot menaces and even manuals on what to do if there is an outbreak of the Black Plague in the world. Most of those instructions are roughly the same anyway. Stay hydrated, keep your...
Sometimes you surprise even yourself. On the couch, you lean over and kiss him full on the lips, parting yours as you do, your tongue darting, enticing his to give chase.You break off the kiss with an impish grin before turning to the other side and kissing his best friend even deeper. As your tongues dance lustfully, you rub your hand slowly down his bare...
Warning: there is no actual sex in this story. "Ted? Is that you?" The middle-aged man stood waving at the poolside, his short stocky frame clad in blue swimming shorts. He was not sure, but it looked like his friend Ted, doing laps in a determined if not amused way. He squinted against the glare of the sun on the moving water. It really looked like Ted....
Banging a sexy, big-booty Black woman in the ass. It's a pleasure I hadn't experienced up until recently. You see, I've been so busy fucking guys that I didn't realize women like anal sex too. My name is Bernard Lamont. A big and tall Black man of Haitian descent living in the city of Toronto, Ontario. And I'm openly bisexual. Right now, I'm banging the hell...
Alright, I might as well confess at this point. I've got a thing for "mature" Somali women I see walking around wearing the Hijab and those traditional long skirts they wear. Every time I see one I get an instant boner. There, I said it. So why don't I feel better? As I sat inside Dr. Fawzia Hassan's office in downtown Ottawa, Ontario, I felt frustrated like...
Let me tell you; walking can get you all sorts of exercise. My legs and arse are in great shape cause each day I walk home through some local bushland. It's quicker than taking the bus and I enjoy the fresh air. One evening I was walking home as usual but ended up getting a quite different sort of exercise. This was a warm summer evening, dry again after d...