Twisted Misery Stories

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STI'S

by therockstarlife on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

So, in all my sexual undertakings you'd figure as careless and scandalous as I've been in the bedroom (and in bathroom stalls) that I'd have caught some sort of sexually transmitted infection somewhere along the line... And you'd be right... I have... Four times... And counting... All of them we're curable thank God but after the fourth one I reall...

How to Orally Pleasure a Man

by Intelligentfunguy on Sep 14, 2017
How To

This is a bit stream of consciousness and so it's not organized at all but I think you'll love reading it anyway. Most important rule of a blowjob is Wetness wetness wetness. Ok? Wetness is very important. Watch some videos online and see all the available different techniques. There's hundreds of them. They all work. Everyone's different so don...

Ebon & Ivory Keys

by .sassy.kitten. on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The moon spilled through the small window, washing over the slick surface of a glossy wooden floor. Cries broke the morbid silence of the tiny room. Each salty tear drop could be heard hitting a lonely floor. Just a silhouette, a mere figure of a crumpled woman lay in the glow of a lunar kiss. The clock suspended on the wall slowly ticked by, turning and cou...

Nightly Massage

by purringlady on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The room was dark, the color of the dark water casting waves on the white, pristine walls. The house screamed opulence and wealth. He was standing naked near the massage table completely naked. His six pack rippling as he bent to pick his cell phone and turned it off. His long hair was tied behind in a pony tail, the brown and black and gold mixing and moldi...

Life in the Harem Ch. 10

by sirsemega on Sep 26, 2017
BDSM

Modern day harem life of slaves and their struggles for alpha slave status. Master is unaware of the intrigue and back stabbings that go on when he is away from the harem between his sex slaves. Or is he? Cast: Calista: Lead character Master: Master and owner Sir Jon: Master's longtime friend Lady Martha: Master's first wife Lucinda: a very ambitious slav...

She Had No Defense

by shuttlepilot on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Maria stood by the baggage carousel at Los Angeles' United terminal and watched the suitcases lumber past. 'I'm in Los Angeles,' she kept telling herself, but it was impossible to accept. All the time spend dreaming about this moment, and she couldn't think of anything except how far away she was from Tim. She fingered the ring at her throat like a good luc...

Giving Back to Our People

by imaginethis on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Tim and I had been living selfish, self-centered lives for a long time. Yes, we had found sexual satisfaction and bliss in each other's arms, but what about the rest of the world? What about them? We looked around every day and saw bored, frustrated, unhappy men and women. We knew it was because they weren't getting off, but how could we help? After all, we...

Redblog: The Well

by LibertinaAbsinthe on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

2 August 2007 Today, I have been restless. The past few days, really, but it's interminable days that stretch into weeks now, and I find that I don't really remember when this all started. The emotions are raw and cutting, each wielding little blades that tool around in my insides, cutting and piercing wherever they catch, whittling a deeper and deeper hole...

Cop & Blow Ch. 2

by randyeverhard on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Getting pinched is like getting crushed by the Ferris wheel if it takes a tumble off its cinder blocks. It's just another job hazard. You don't dwell on it. A you can do is sleep off your piss-poor luck like a hangover. Next thing I know, Klench was yowling: "Wake up, carnival boy!" My eyes snapped open. I gasped out loud. That low-down, hyped-up hellcat w...

Stacy Lancaster: Wifely Duty

by Boondocker42 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Jared Lancaster had a light day at work. Somehow, as his mind wandered, he started thinking about sex. Okay, so for any red-blooded male that isn't exactly unusual but it wasn't something that Jared usually spent a lot of time doing. Not since getting married at any rate. Jared's wife, Stacy, has looks that hover between plain and beautiful. She keeps her d...