Two And A Half Men Stories

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The Carnival Queen

by English Bob on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

To be fair, I didn't want to go at all. The thought of following my bitch wife and her entourage of fawning, panting male admirers to the carnival in the next town hardly inspired me, but I thought it best to go if just to keep an eye on Carla if for no other reason. At that time, Carla and I had been married for about five years. It was good at first, but...

The Tides Of War Pt. 09.5

by RobinLane on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 34 Over the next few months the crater settled into a routine. Through they're new found friendship with the Maasi, the Gurkhas were able to barter for goats, and soon had a herd of twenty... goat milk and flesh being a favourite of the Gurkha diet. Susan along with Martin and Jill visited the Maasi to tend to the sick and to check their cattle....

Is Any Woman Worth Loving?

by Egmont Grigor on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

Darkness is falling as Blake Irons enters the bar, quite prepared to feel disgusted as in this small town women have access to all bars. This ought to be the time when a man can tuck a few drinks away in quiet reflection without being hassled or having high-pitched laughter raping his ear channels. Blake is a thinking man, so does not come to such conclu...

Aditi's Dare

by Su30 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Aditi turned the corner and gently guided her big 4x4 SUV into the parking area. She didn't expect it to be crowded this evening, as the weekend was still two days away. True enough, there were plenty of vacant slots available. But she wanted to park as close as possible to the restaurant door, just in case things got out of hand and she had to make a quick...

DD Sweatermeat

by onlyaDDcupgirl on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

By the time she turned nineteen, she knew she wasn't like the other girls. It happened when a group of men seeing her on the street called her "sweater-meat." She should have been angry or blushed with shame. Instead, she felt a thrill. They'd noticed. Her tits were phenomenal. Men WANTED her. They wanted her TITS. Not just boys her age, and at 19, they real...

Dirty Filthy Hand Jobs in British Truck Stop Restrooms

by cowboy109 on Sep 14, 2017
Anal

PART I The large truck window reached almost down to his knees. The figure of a hand carved wooden gnome in a red hat lay on the dashboard, a souvenir trinket. The smooth surface was blotched with dirt stains. A cleaning rag next to it had reached the critical point of containing more dirt than it was willing to absorb. A few paper wrappers lay on the passe...

The Battle for Hyaline

by DC29 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Author Note: This is one I wrote years ago when I first started writing and just recently found again on a disk. I thought The readers of Literotica might like it. ************ The Roamers had just finished their lunch and set off for Hyaline for supplies. As they neared Hyaline they could hear the sound of battle and as they got closer they could see tha...

Black Man One Ch. 03

by Weak_White_Wimp on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love

The next few years went by rather uneventfully, yet I was always insecure and in a constant state of anxiety about my beautiful blonde wife being approached by a black man. Those who do not understand will say that I am pathetic, which I know that I was, and still am. But, those who truly understand this will be able to sympathethize with me. As Julie fini...

Our First Time At The Red Rooster

by bobfr on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

I dialed the telephone number on a lark. I really didn't expect anything to come of my call but I was pleasantly surprised to hear the recorded message announce that "single men were very welcome" at the famous swinger's club in Las Vegas. Instantly, I decided to take advantage of the situation. After all, I reasoned, it was my last night in Vegas. I had bee...

Czarina at the Movies

by CzarinasHusband on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

She was just getting off work and we had arranged that I would drive down to meet her. As she came out of the front door I greeted her, she was wearing the short skirt I had instructed her to wear and had, as instructed, removed her panty hose and panties. "Are you ready for some excitement?" I recall asking. "Sure, you know me" was her reply. "What you g...