Two And A Half Men Stories

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Assignment: Nude Day 2004

by My Erotic Tail on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

DISCLAIMER: The story is al fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled tha...

Nowhere Man Ch. 02

by Harddaysknight on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

"So tell me, Doc, am I a sick fuck or what?" I asked as I paused in the middle of my story. My tale was my reason for the appointment with the company shrink. "I am not here to judge your actions," replied the man in the big leather chair. Why do these guys always sit in the big chairs while you lay on some uncomfortable sofa-type thing? "Is it possible...

The French Tongue

by Edge23 on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

***Author's Note: I know nothing about the French language and all French in this story is courtesy of Babelfish. If I screwed something up, I apologize. But feel free to blame Babelfish. I know I do. *** Talynna sat at an outside restaurant, sipping at her tea and reading a book. It was a pleasant day, not too sunny with a slight breeze. She had on a brown...

Zoe's Medication

by Just Plain Bob on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

My wife Zoe had a hysterectomy a few years back and all of a sudden her body chemistry went crazy. Hormonal imbalance caused mood swings that ranged from euphoria on one side of the scale to almost homicidal depression on the other. Her doctor had to pretty much experiment on her to try and find a combination of hormone pills and other drugs that would bring...

Lisa, Back in the Business

by flashgordon562006 on Feb 26, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Is a spinoff of "Game Show Winners" but can be read as a stand alone story. You should read "Lisa does her first porno" series to learn about the main character. Be advised, there is a lot of sex with different people, some rape scenes and some bi action. ******* It was a month ago that Lisa and I husband came home from the Hawaiian trip we won on the "...

Conference Sex - The Second Day

by Lionheart72 on Mar 25, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Why am I doing this?" Jenn muttered to herself, squeezing her thighs together tightly as she sat down in the lecture hall. "I don't know, it could be fun." Jenn jumped slightly at the unexpected response from the man she hadn't realized was taking the seat next to her. Her heart, racing, was suddenly in her throat and her chest heaved, which wasn't helpin...

The Strip Ch. 04

by hal_tee on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is a rewrite of 'Vegas', combining both Books. While maintaining the theme, it offers a completely different and fresh take for the main characters. Grateful thanks go to the best editor in the world -- thesoundandfury - not only for his editing, but also for the constant encouragement, suggestions, and for helping me to become a better writer. Chapte...

Parkers Progress Ch. 05

by tiggerlilly on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Caution. Contains depictions of drug taking. Parker and Stacey are nineteen years old. * Parker knew by heart, where the imaginary line was in the yard. Everything to the right of the line was visible to her pervy neighbour. Saturday was rehearsal day, both technical and dress. Stacey was a bit of an amateur film maker and had written a script for the next...

Take Me To Your Leader

by WJCraft on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

She straightened the seams on her stockings, stood up a little taller in her black practical pumps, and checked her ruby red lipstick and perfectly styled hair. After all, it wasn't every day that the President called to ask for the most skilled translator in the free world, and Ruby Fletcher was the "It" girl. She smoothed her form-fitting business skirt, g...

Loosening Up Bk. 06 Ch. 35-38 - End

by SteveWallace on May 20, 2019
Group Sex

Chapter 35 -- Return, Recovery, and Reality Twelve of the Circle members boarded the Cessna Citation on the tarmac at the Circle Airport. They were Dave, Alice, and Pam; Dev, Sharon, and Wendy; Ty and Dori; Sean and Kat; and Owen and Julie. The group was the original eleven that had formed the Circle, plus Sharon who had married into Dev and Wendy's family....