Two And A Half Men Stories

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Sabine Draws Gun on Walker

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

CHAPTER 1 Walker Smith had the age-old problem that occurs from time to time. The younger sister had spent the night in his bed, the other sister had caught his eye and their mother appeared to be trying to get it off with him. Walker thought it would only require the father to throw his arm around him and call him pal and... The 11:50 train heading east...

In Wonderland

by drunkenphilosophy on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

A tip of the hat to the brilliant IronicLaconic, whose help with proofing this proved indispensable. ------------------ Our apartment is perennially scented with a tinge of tiger lilies. Not from a plush bouquet of flowers - the pollen would have driven me insane, but from the Diptyque candles I've been habitually planting in his place ever since I moved...

Hitch Hikers Two

by amyredek on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

CHRIS I suppose you can call this a prequel as well as a sequel to a middle part of my life and Tom's as related in the story of the Hitchhikers. Tom and I are lovers, male lovers and we make love to each other as only men can, so if this turns you off you might as well close the book now. I am now twenty four years of age, fair haired, blue eyed and stand...

Bad Fortune of a Poor Father Ch. 04

by fargas111 on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Mohammad was as straight as any man can be. He never even had any attraction to another man. He loved his wife very much and he considered their sex life to be adequate after many years of marriage and a son that they both loved. Mohammad wasn't also a weak man. He was strongly built for a doctor with a mustache on his face. When he was assigned by the blac...

Getting Back Ch. 03

by rickoshay on Sep 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

If you have not read Chapters 1 & 2, perhaps you should. As a reminder to those who have, the story so far – Georgina rebelled against her bullying husband Wayne and he left the flat after their fight. He went to Georgina’s sister Harriet, with whom he had been having an affair that Georgina had never even suspected. Georgina packed her possessions and left...

Manly Pants Ch. 02

by Selbryth on Sep 12, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

(continued from CH 1) Twenty minutes went by with Kathy's motions steadily becoming faster and more feverish. She was not only riding Harley's dick up and down now but squeezing forward and back on the down push every so often, making the erection 'stir' inside her. She had since bundled her hair up on top of her head and though it would sometimes tumble ba...

Unconquered Pt. 14

by DragonCobolt on Mar 23, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

One would think that being the Unconquered, chosen of the Sun himself, and destined to shake the pillars of heaven and topple the thrones of unjust kings would mean that I wouldn't have so much paperwork to do. But liberating three cities and a good chunk of the Burning Sea from the jade-heeled boot of the Regency had dumped a great deal of it right into my...

I Take Emily out to the Ball Game

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 2, 2017
First Time

Hello, Ladies. If you live in the San Jose, CA area and you want me to do the same things with you, as the narrator did with Emily, whether you are a virgin or not, see my profile and contact me. The opinions expressed by the narrator are mine. Emily is a 19 year old freshman at the local university, and a young woman of principles. When she was very young,...

It All Went Wrong Or Did It?

by subminmi on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It all went wrong or did it? After I got divorced from my ex-husband I built a bucket list of things I wanted to do, places I wanted to see and all those things that we all put off until we are too old to do them. I was slowly working through the list and my new man and I were having fun doing them or so I thought. We'd been to New York and I had even been...

Secret Pride & Prejudice Pt. 01

by LC10 on Sep 11, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

With apologies to Jane Austen! * Chapter I Plans Are Made It s a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a desirable body, a pleasing disposition and an agile mind has the wherewithal to attract a rich husband. Rich young men, however, are mainly interested in nubile women who are prepared to make themselves agreeable, that is...