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A Summer on the Road Pt. 02

by cerrotorre on Sep 18, 2017
Romance

Hello all thank you for reading my story. If you haven't read part 1 I would advise you to read this first. Hope you enjoy this chapter! *** Jane slammed her hands on the wheel shouting, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" "Easy, easy, relax," Paul said, waving his arms in the air. "You were close this time. It's coming, don't worry." He was taken aback by her foul mouth...

Face (Sex, Power, Love) Ch. 13

by EricDumuzi on Sep 18, 2017
BDSM

Anna's Humble Home Anna and Gina chatted away ignoring me as I followed a respectful three paces behind them walking out of the restaurant. I fetched coats at the door. The coat-check girl, a kitschy tart who habitually flirted for tips, pointedly eyed (sparkly purple eye shadow) my crotch as I handed her the ticket. With a sniggering grin (glossy scarlet l...

The Making of an Ass Man

by LexxRuthless on Jul 4, 2018
Anal

This story is written as a 'companion piece' to my 'Spinal Meningitis is No Joke' series, but it can be read as a standalone tale. It is based on an idea contributed by Ciguardian, and my thanks go out to him for his suggestions, as well as for his editing of the resulting story. ***** Jeannie Conrad was both an excellent nurse and the embodiment of stunni...

Custom Order

by Bernard_Marx on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Eric found the card in his mailbox after returning home from the grocery store: APHRODITE MATCH MAKING FOR MEN PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS, 100% GUARANTEED That was all it said, there was no fax number, no email, not even a street address. Most men would have taken one look at the card, and thrown it in the trash thinking it was part of some cheap scam, but Eri...

Nursing Interns Surrender Ch. 06

by aamirhydkhan on Aug 24, 2020
BDSM

Thomas had left her room, and Melody was exploring her closet to find just the right dress for what she thought was going to be a wonderful fun-filled night of dinner and dancing. She was completely awestruck at the diamond, ruby, and sapphire jewelry that she found in the box on the shelf above the dresses. At the same time, other two girls was also joyfu...

Sisters, Friends, and Lovers Ch. 31

by SteveWallace on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

Jane spent an extra day in Boston since nothing was flying, and the train service was spotty at best. For two days driving was a no-no from Washington to Maine and beyond. We didn't leave Jane's house until the next morning, Wednesday. The Cambridge crew was likewise marooned together. Fran explained the surreptitious plan to wear out Ned, thus he had reache...

Porn Whore Charlotte Flair

by DickThePimp on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freaky Ass Fuck Parody Cast : Charlotte Flair (WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair) The Demon (Me) The Monster Among Men (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) The Freak (Spence From The King Of Queens) The Evil Leprachaun (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) Porn scene filming... Charlotte Flair shakes her head... is this a dream... or a nightmare? It's a dark hall...

Anal Sex Cures Depression

by Samuelx on Sep 12, 2017
Anal

Who am I? Laura Brando. A third-year Psychology student at Sylar University, in the state of Massachusetts. Sylar University is the biggest university in the United States of America, with fifty three thousand students, spread over five campuses. We've got locations in Boston, Plymouth, Cape Cod, Weymouth, Bridgewater and Woburn. A world-class university wit...

The Deflorist

by Nameless_Rose on Sep 26, 2017
First Time

The ad was in the yellow pages, small and discrete. Jake Lewis and Company Escorts. Men and women welcome. Deflorations our specialty. Reasonable rates. Call 1-800-926-8739. That was all it said, sandwiched into the adult services section of the phonebook between a gay escort company and an S&M phone sex hotline. At first I couldn't believe that it was what...

Lucifer Versus You: Who Wins?

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Sitting atop a mountain, I gaze at the world below. With eyes far sharper than those of any man, I see every man and woman living on the planet. I remember the halcyon days when there weren't that many of the hairless beasts walking upright. How I loathe the whole lot of them. Time after time, I whispered suggestions into their minds and time after time they...