Two And A Half Men Stories

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Chrissy & The Bikers

by Hamilton_g on Dec 24, 2019
Loving Wives

Sitting in her car, Chrissy looked at the row of Harleys in front of the biker bar and wondered if this was such a good idea after all. But she knew this was not the time to hesitate, and the opportunity might not come again for a long time. "Fuck it!" she said out loud, "I need this!" Determined now, she parked her car around the back of roadhouse and wal...

Dirty Work

by BillandKate on Nov 27, 2018
Loving Wives

The idea for the following short story came to us in the car when XM's Classic Vinyl station played Steely Dan. Kate said, "Damn, sounds like a Loving Wives tale, don't ya think, Bill?" Hope you all agree. ********************* Dirty Work There was the damn phone again; it'd been ringing all damn day. I answered with my usual greeting, "Sam Brown." "S...

The Farming Sister-in-Law

by GW Anon on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This story actually started about six years ago. I live in a rural community in the Midwest. One day while I was helping my brother-in-law on his farm I ripped the crotch out of my jeans. When we went to the house for lunch, Bob, my wife's brother was teasing me about my dilemma. Jill, my sister-in-law, said she'd try to sew them for me after lunch if I want...

WACS - Weekend Correction Ch. 02

by volescamper on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

Another week past and still Edward had failed to run into Miss Brown at school. What a pity some of the staff couldn't be ill, so she could be called in. He felt like pushing some of the old dears down the stairs so they would need to take a week off, in the vague chance of getting her back to fill in for classes. His nights were filled with images of her,...

Her Itch

by RichardGerald on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

An odd little story about pride and prejudice. Please don't take it too serious. Sorry not much sex, but some violence. You have Vickie to thank once again for fixing my mistakes. ***** My wife Shantel was at the bar, perusing what was on offer in the way of male companionship. We were in La Pera, a fairly upscale dance club in the county center. Ours is...

Banished!

by JBEdwards on Jul 10, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Banished This is my entry to the 2018 Nude Day Contest. Please vote with your stars awarded at the end of the story. I hope you like it. **************** I was in trouble and I knew it. I had dumped my first serious boyfriend Byron after he cheated on me, and he then posted salacious pictures of me on the Internet in various stages of undress, including...

Penny's Tales - Story 02

by _penny_ on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

-- Firstly, thanks to all who commented on Story 01. I'm sorry I can't please everyone. All your feedback is taken into consideration but these are true accounts of my experiences, so there's not much I can do about the plot line. I'll be adding to Story 01 soon. This is a different section of my saga covering the first time I submitted to my first Master....

Cream Pie

by Ilbfita on Sep 2, 2017
Fetish

When I was 18 I went to stay with my friend Richard for a few weeks during the summer holidays. His parents had a big country property, a long way away out of town, and since we both liked hunting and fishing and outdoor activities, it seemed like a good way to kill some time. His family was a bit dysfunctional. Mother Jan was skinny and happy and talkative...

The Doors Ch. 01

by Scotjock2 on Jun 1, 2020
Romance

It was a normal Saturday night in Central London, a cold winter evening. Weekends were always busy on Central London's clubland. Bars and clubs were packed, busy and making profits hand over fist through the night. It was only 6pm, and the night-club Polygon was preparing to open it's doors at 9pm until 6am the next morning. Jimmy McGregor was on his way to...

Romance at Sea

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

NOTE: This is a story about developing attraction and companionship rather than pussy being pounded on every page. Be warned. EG. CHAPTER 1 Fog drifted over the city as former celebrated international pianist Gwendolyn Chappell was into her thirteenth session of being interviewed by her biographer, Stephen Miles. "What do you recall as your naughtiest mom...