by
linda_stachurski
on Jan 23, 2019
Humor & Satire
"It's a monumental screw up Tina, that's what it is."
"Calm down Sir."
"Calm down! This is the third time I've had to call this month for a screw up on your part."
Tina is my Personal Banking Consultant or some such nonsense at RBC. She's one of the benefits of being a 'high net worth' customer. It seems service for such customers it not any better than f...
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by
Delilah_Night
on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman
The elf perched on her chair, performing the annual audit of the 1978 Naughty list. It was a tedious duty; after more than three decades, the list was effectively static.
"Johnson, Jeremy—tax evasion." Lucy murmured and entered his data into her tablet. Two copies of his tax return showed on the tablet. Yes, still Naughty.
"Judson, Sherrie—manipulation." V...
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by
twoofer
on Feb 20, 2018
Group Sex
Dinner has Gotten Cold
Tom felt bad for his mother. She had gone to a lot of trouble to make a nice dinner to celebrate whatever you might call the new relationship between Tom and Alice and everyone was sitting around the dining table picking at their food when the three of them came appeared.
"Angela, sweetheart" exclaimed Susan "Are you all right?"
"Ye...
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by
SexyJennaInk
on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire
"I have the worst headache I have ever had in my entire life!" he sighed dramatically and threw himself onto the bed.
"Then take some Tylenol while I shower," she laughed. "Remember, we have to meet Benji and Trinity in an hour."
She entered the bathroom and began undressing, running the water for her shower and praying it would warm up quickly.
"What the...
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by
Murray
on Oct 31, 2017
Fetish
Hal did not want to get up. The thought of the company GPS tracker on his truck buzzed around inside his mind like a wasp at a picnic. Sooner or later, someone in operations would notice he was still stationary outside Salt Lake City. On the other hand, since picking up Cody, nobody could go through his logs and accuse him of not getting his 10 hour breaks....
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by
Tythos
on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
I've just had oral surgery, and the world has gone weird. I don't know what they gave me at the Dentist's office, but it surely has me messed up. I made the mistake of popping a Tylenol 3 before the drugs the Dentist gave me during surgery had worn off. I thought it would help prolong the numbness I had right now. I know the pain will be excruciating before...
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by
MysteryWriter
on Aug 30, 2017
Non-Erotic
The night sitter replaced Jan Saturday night at 9pm. They spent two hours watching the TV provided by the Residence Hotel. He was an opinionated prick, Roger thought.
At 11pm Roger went to the bedroom showered then went to bed. He left Tate watching the late news shows. Roger didn't want to discuss politics, which was why he left.
Roger slept pretty well....
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by
Amyfriend
on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish
Alice brought Wonderland.
I wasn't sleeping very well after a fall that I took which damaged my knee and hip and I was dosing myself with 2 painkillers every 4 or 5 hours.
It was now just after 1 o'clock in the morning and I realized that I only had one pill left so I got myself dressed and found my walking stick then headed to the local all night convenie...
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by
AliceInWonderland79
on Sep 17, 2017
Mature
It seems so silly for me, a grown man, to be keeping what's basically a diary. But, to save face, to keep me feeling 'manly', lets call it a journal, shall we? Besides, the reason for this little journey into writing is nothing silly or frivolous!! It's definitely something that I'll want to look back on when I'm an old(er) man!
Well, I guess that I should...
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by
IguanaMD
on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Horror
"Hey dude, what's...What the hell?!"
"...What?"
"You literally reek of blood and guts right now. Like somebody got cut open and sprayed you with their blood. Or you came from a slaughterhouse."
"I still smell? I literally shampooed my hair each day, and I fucking put gel in it and cologne on. I still smell?"
"Yeah it's fucking gross! What the hell ha...
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